Oh it's swell. He's be using me a lot lately. Like, too often. You'd think he'd want an actual friend, but nuuuuupe, sex puppet is the way to go for him. At least I'm making bank. Mad Bank. Plus I get to break iPhone's when he's bad. It's kind of like, I'm his bitch in bed, for money, but other than that, it's like watching a toddler. "No, Steve, eat your peaches. I don't care if you want apple fries from burger king, you shut your mouth and- OHMYGOD. Did you just throw them on the ground? PICK THEM UP, NAO D<"
^--- Just like that.