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14 years ago
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im a dingo now
i can sprout tentacles from my back when needed
my eyes have glasses and a scar comming from my left eye to my right arm from a car crash
my torso is a little chunky
my lower body is like that of a dingo
legs are like a large bunnie
my genetail are dog like with a large knot at the base
arm are largely muscle with human like hands
hair color is dark brown
eye are brownish greenblue
im a dingo now
i can sprout tentacles from my back when needed
my eyes have glasses and a scar comming from my left eye to my right arm from a car crash
my torso is a little chunky
my lower body is like that of a dingo
legs are like a large bunnie
my genetail are dog like with a large knot at the base
arm are largely muscle with human like hands
hair color is dark brown
eye are brownish greenblue
http://www.businessballs.com/quotes.....lass-half-full
excerpt from
Couple slain; police suspect homicide
Kids make nutritious snacks
County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds
Utah Poison Center reminds everyone not to take poison
Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons
Crack found in man's buttocks
President wins budget; more lies ahead
Local high school dropouts cut in half
Typhoon rips through cemetery - hundreds dead
Man struck by lightning faces battery charge
New study of obesity looks for larger test group
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25
Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike Says
One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers
Fish need water, Fed says
Astronaut takes blame for gas in space
Alton attorney accidentally sues himself
Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
Miners refuse to work after death
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
Stolen painting found by tree
Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout
War dims hope for peace
If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
Man in diaper directs traffic
17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree
Coach fire - passengers safely alight
Grandmother of eight makes a hole in one
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
Police begin campaign to run down Jaywalkers
Drunks get nine months in violin case
Eastern head seeks arms
Prostitutes appeal to religious Leader
Failed panda mating - veterinarian takes over
British left waffles on Falkland Islands
Teacher strikes idle kids
(Thanks S Rolph, T Martinek, B Heyn for contributions)
excerpt from
Couple slain; police suspect homicide
Kids make nutritious snacks
County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds
Utah Poison Center reminds everyone not to take poison
Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons
Crack found in man's buttocks
President wins budget; more lies ahead
Local high school dropouts cut in half
Typhoon rips through cemetery - hundreds dead
Man struck by lightning faces battery charge
New study of obesity looks for larger test group
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25
Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike Says
One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers
Fish need water, Fed says
Astronaut takes blame for gas in space
Alton attorney accidentally sues himself
Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
Miners refuse to work after death
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
Stolen painting found by tree
Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout
War dims hope for peace
If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
Man in diaper directs traffic
17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree
Coach fire - passengers safely alight
Grandmother of eight makes a hole in one
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
Police begin campaign to run down Jaywalkers
Drunks get nine months in violin case
Eastern head seeks arms
Prostitutes appeal to religious Leader
Failed panda mating - veterinarian takes over
British left waffles on Falkland Islands
Teacher strikes idle kids
(Thanks S Rolph, T Martinek, B Heyn for contributions)
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