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twas the night of xmas
14 years ago
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im a dingo now
i can sprout tentacles from my back when needed
my eyes have glasses and a scar comming from my left eye to my right arm from a car crash
my torso is a little chunky
my lower body is like that of a dingo
legs are like a large bunnie
my genetail are dog like with a large knot at the base
arm are largely muscle with human like hands
hair color is dark brown
eye are brownish greenblue
im a dingo now
i can sprout tentacles from my back when needed
my eyes have glasses and a scar comming from my left eye to my right arm from a car crash
my torso is a little chunky
my lower body is like that of a dingo
legs are like a large bunnie
my genetail are dog like with a large knot at the base
arm are largely muscle with human like hands
hair color is dark brown
eye are brownish greenblue
T'was the night before christmas
And all through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Even the mouse
Mom at the whorehouse
And dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
To see what's the matter
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The old fucker fell
He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
With a thuderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
And have a good night!
And all through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Even the mouse
Mom at the whorehouse
And dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
To see what's the matter
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The old fucker fell
He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
With a thuderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
And have a good night!
