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14 years ago
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I tried to make it not so long, but it's one of those "one thing leads to another" conversatons.
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Kil:
my computer needs to stop making sounds like it will explode then i'll try to work more
Argent Sabre:
Lmao, wtf? Comp bomb?
Kil:
overheating
minecraft does that
Argent Sabre:
Oh, yeah. Since its so massive.
The game world has a maximum distance, relative to 35% of the distance between the Earth and the Sun.
Or something absurd like that.
Kil:
ORLY
lolololoololololol
Argent Sabre:
Yeah. Lol.
If you reach the "end of the world", the Far Lands, the game physics break.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlDiHh95gY
A lot of the errors of the far lands occur because of a miscalculation in the South/West directions.
Its such a small number, that realistically reaching the far lands is near impossible.
But it is one of the strangest and most beautiful places in existence.
Reaching the Far Lands on foot borders impossible.
"taking about 820 hours to walk there from the center of the map"
34.14* days of walking without stopping to reach it.
Kil:
wow.
Argent Sabre:
Physics become broken and you fall through the world into water, through land, through air, and other haphazardly assorted pieces of the world.
Kil:
lol
yey
Argent Sabre:
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/F.....ckmovement.gif
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/F.....rlandsview.png
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/F.....rnerflying.png
Kil:
i want to go to there
but it would probably literally make my laptop explode
Argent Sabre:
Lol, yeah. If I ever decide to go there, I'll show you screenshots. :3
Kil:
yey!
Argent Sabre:
Anyway, what were you saying earlier?
Kil:
lol about what
Argent Sabre:
" my computer needs to stop making sounds like it will explode then i'll try to work more"
More studying? Lol.
Kil:
o
my computer needs time to cool down from minecraft so it can overheat some more while i use sai to work on your commission
Argent Sabre:
LOL. Okay. xP
Kil:
yeah
lol
i need a new laptop -.-
Argent Sabre:
I know.
Kil:
maybe after i finish working tonight i'll do a defrag.
Argent Sabre:
How often do you defrag?
Kil:
my laptop is supposed to do it automatically once a week
i suspect it does not.
Argent Sabre:
ITS BECOME SELF-AWARE!
Kil:
that's the only conclusion i've come to.
it does everything it's NOT supposed to do to prolong its lifespan
Argent Sabre:
Lmao, like what?
Kil:
like i had to shut off automatic system updates because it was installing them from last to first and had to undo the changes and reinstall updates several times before it got it right
Argent Sabre:
Wow, its feisty.
Kil:
inorite
Argent Sabre:
Probably is a Transformer.
Kil:
it better not be. that probably means it takes pictures of me when i watch youtube videos in my underwear and brush my teeth and uploads them on the internet.
Argent Sabre:
LOL.
Kil, I told you to stop hiding All-Spark fragments in your purse.
Kil:
e.e
>>
<<
i did!
Argent Sabre:
Mmmhmm...
Kil:
>purse glows<
damn.
Argent Sabre:
That can only be one of two things.
You have those radioactive paper-weights, "Gobstoppers" from the original Willie Wonka, or you're lying.
Kil:
well, willy wonka and i parted on bad terms when i tried to steal his recipe for german chocolate turtles
Argent Sabre:
Hint, the recipe requires morbidly obese German children to fall into your chocolate river.
Kil:
lolololol
so you can decide for yourself whether i've mastered plutonium refinement for the sole purpose of making a deadly paperweight, or if i'm lying.
Argent Sabre:
I think its a combination there of!
Kil:
D:
you know me too well.
Argent Sabre:
Who else would carry All-Spark fragments, and Gamma ray emitting paper holders?!?
Kil:
>>
Megatron?
Argent Sabre:
Huh, that is true...
Well, I guess you're off the hook.
*******************
I'm contemplating posting the three hour long nerdverstion we had BEFORE this about Minecraft and the Nether. But that is for another time.
& 
I tried to make it not so long, but it's one of those "one thing leads to another" conversatons.
*******************
Kil:
my computer needs to stop making sounds like it will explode then i'll try to work more
Argent Sabre:
Lmao, wtf? Comp bomb?
Kil:
overheating
minecraft does that
Argent Sabre:
Oh, yeah. Since its so massive.
The game world has a maximum distance, relative to 35% of the distance between the Earth and the Sun.
Or something absurd like that.
Kil:
ORLY
lolololoololololol
Argent Sabre:
Yeah. Lol.
If you reach the "end of the world", the Far Lands, the game physics break.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlDiHh95gY
A lot of the errors of the far lands occur because of a miscalculation in the South/West directions.
Its such a small number, that realistically reaching the far lands is near impossible.
But it is one of the strangest and most beautiful places in existence.
Reaching the Far Lands on foot borders impossible.
"taking about 820 hours to walk there from the center of the map"
34.14* days of walking without stopping to reach it.
Kil:
wow.
Argent Sabre:
Physics become broken and you fall through the world into water, through land, through air, and other haphazardly assorted pieces of the world.
Kil:
lol
yey
Argent Sabre:
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/F.....ckmovement.gif
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/F.....rlandsview.png
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/F.....rnerflying.png
Kil:
i want to go to there
but it would probably literally make my laptop explode
Argent Sabre:
Lol, yeah. If I ever decide to go there, I'll show you screenshots. :3
Kil:
yey!
Argent Sabre:
Anyway, what were you saying earlier?
Kil:
lol about what
Argent Sabre:
" my computer needs to stop making sounds like it will explode then i'll try to work more"
More studying? Lol.
Kil:
o
my computer needs time to cool down from minecraft so it can overheat some more while i use sai to work on your commission
Argent Sabre:
LOL. Okay. xP
Kil:
yeah
lol
i need a new laptop -.-
Argent Sabre:
I know.
Kil:
maybe after i finish working tonight i'll do a defrag.
Argent Sabre:
How often do you defrag?
Kil:
my laptop is supposed to do it automatically once a week
i suspect it does not.
Argent Sabre:
ITS BECOME SELF-AWARE!
Kil:
that's the only conclusion i've come to.
it does everything it's NOT supposed to do to prolong its lifespan
Argent Sabre:
Lmao, like what?
Kil:
like i had to shut off automatic system updates because it was installing them from last to first and had to undo the changes and reinstall updates several times before it got it right
Argent Sabre:
Wow, its feisty.
Kil:
inorite
Argent Sabre:
Probably is a Transformer.
Kil:
it better not be. that probably means it takes pictures of me when i watch youtube videos in my underwear and brush my teeth and uploads them on the internet.
Argent Sabre:
LOL.
Kil, I told you to stop hiding All-Spark fragments in your purse.
Kil:
e.e
>>
<<
i did!
Argent Sabre:
Mmmhmm...
Kil:
>purse glows<
damn.
Argent Sabre:
That can only be one of two things.
You have those radioactive paper-weights, "Gobstoppers" from the original Willie Wonka, or you're lying.
Kil:
well, willy wonka and i parted on bad terms when i tried to steal his recipe for german chocolate turtles
Argent Sabre:
Hint, the recipe requires morbidly obese German children to fall into your chocolate river.
Kil:
lolololol
so you can decide for yourself whether i've mastered plutonium refinement for the sole purpose of making a deadly paperweight, or if i'm lying.
Argent Sabre:
I think its a combination there of!
Kil:
D:
you know me too well.
Argent Sabre:
Who else would carry All-Spark fragments, and Gamma ray emitting paper holders?!?
Kil:
>>
Megatron?
Argent Sabre:
Huh, that is true...
Well, I guess you're off the hook.
*******************
I'm contemplating posting the three hour long nerdverstion we had BEFORE this about Minecraft and the Nether. But that is for another time.
But, I'm not letting your HP off the hook. You really do need a new computer. :P