This is :nightmarethestallion:'s fault. Now I shall announce to the world all of my bizarre sexual kinks, most of which would probably get me arrested IRL.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anal on Males (Nope)
Transformation (Maybe)
Yaoi (M/M) (No)
Girly Boys (No)
Subbing/Doming (AW YEAH! I'm a top <3 )
Tentacles (YES)
Spooge (No)
Bondage (Yes)
Oviposition (Nah)
Cross-dressing (Yes)
Oral (Sure)
Orgy ('Kay)
Muscle, Male (No)
Lactation (Depends. If it's breastfeeding, that's AWWWWWWRIGHT, but it it's a picture of someone squeezing the shit out of a girl's tits, that just frightens me.)
Incest (Yes)
Partial Nudity (Sure)
Anal on Females (No)
Clothing (Yes)
Leather (Yes)
Stockings (Yes)
Muscle, Female (Depends on how muscular)
Herm (Impartial)
Macro/Micro (Yes to micro)
Impregnation (Maybe...)
Paw/Foot (No)
Bi (Nah)
Mind Control (Sure)
Uniform (Yes)
Solo Masturbation (Yes)
Tech (What? D: I have no idea what this is, lol)
Sadism (Yes)
Hyper (No)
She-males (No)
Body Paint (No)
Plants (Yes)
Mud/Quicksand etc (Sure; why not?)
Anal Vore (No)
Rape (Yes, but fantasy-only)
Watersports (Depends on my mood)
Masochism (No)
Multiple body parts (Yes)
Zoophilia (No)
Breasts (YES)
Breast Expansion (No)
Hetero (M/F) (No)
Biting (Hmm... 8D)
Inflation (Maybe)
Pregnancy (Yes)
Yuri (F/F) (YES!!!!)
Fat/Pudge (Sure)
Cock Vore (No)
Standard Soft Vore (Yes)
Weight Gain (Eh. I sort of like it.)
Cub (... Guess)
Baby/Diaper (No)
Standard Hard Vore (Yes)
Scat (Depends on the kind of scat. Seriously.)
Gore/guro (Yes)
Snuff (Yes--my favorite~!)
Skunk spray (No)
Asphyxiation (Sure)
Shoe/Boots (No)
Soul Vore (Yes)
Butch Girls (Sometimes)
Cheesecake (Yes)
Glasses (Bleh)
Electricity (No)
Wet-look (I don't really care about it)
Unbirth (Yes)
Latex/Rubber (Yes)