What, exactly, does proper tribute involve?

More than likely some really kinky submission and gas masks. ;)

oh heavens, you don't need to wait for your birthday to ask me for that! *goes to fetch the gas mask, collar, leash and riding crop*

*pets* Now that's a good dragon. Get on your knees and hand me the riding crop!

*kneels and hands it over, head bowed*

Good. This will be most pleasurable indeed.

Well, I suppose I can oblige, as it's your birthday.

You are most kind. :)

When you get rubber-encased-and-enslaved, does that count as your second birthday?

It is so! Because you are born anew when you're converted and *everyday* is your special day.

*bows formally and courtly* Happy Hatching day, sir.

Much thanks indeed! :)

Wait is he spared? I mean he allows you to kidnap his subjects no questions asked

Kidnap? Your bonds are nonexistant, you are but an anomaly in my network. The only reason you sit in front of me is to witness the fate of your parents.

And it's a little something called diplomacy. I guess anarchists don't understand that.

I'm trying to help you, shut up

*chuckles* You two crack me up. Love it!

This means we're spared yes?

Um no. That means I'll have more fun tormenting and converting you.

I'll go get my sword

Bwaahaha, mind if i join in? As a tormentor, of course. I love seeing this guy squirm

It would be my pleasure. I'd love to see what you do to him. Make him SUFFER!

I have yet to make him truly crack, but i've come pretty close. Would post a link, but i'm on my phne. Later, but know this. His parents are his soft spot.. His mom is my sex slave, and his dad my zombified servant

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/611...../#cid:44470007

There we are. The one thing that's made him flinch thus far. Psychological torture is rather ineffective against him. Your physical torture might suit him well, actually.

Much thanks for the insight. I'll have a look tomorrow. For now? It's nest time. ;)

Good night, my acquaintance of evil

happy hatch day

Ah my dearest penguin. It gives me pleasure to hear from you. Thank you for the kind words. :)

Good hatching, food-thing :D

As you know, by order of the PTB's, you are classified as dinner for me :P But I will, too, pay tribute to you if it involves gasmasks and rubber...

I am humbled by your indulgence. ;)

happy birthday =p

Thanks, fireorca! I appreciate the sentiments.

its a pleasure!

Well, a very happy hatchday, oh rubbery overlord! Long may your squeaky shiny regime reign!

Ah, very good to hear from you. Much thanks! All is rubbery delicious today. :)

You're welcome, oh arch-bird! Have a great time of it!

Happy bird day to you!

My dear raptor! It pleases me greatly to hear from you. I thank you for the felicitations.

Happy hatchday, then!

Much thanks for sayin'! :)

Your tribute will be I'll try to fight a little less when you sent others to convert me. ;3

You are most thoughtful indeed.

It's a gift I thought you'd like.

Well had I known this was coming I would have written you a story but I'd need to know in great detail how one becomes a rubber bird and what you do to them afterwards ;)

When I figure all of that out...I'll let you know. Thanks for the comment though and the thought. :)

Aw, can't I willingly serve...?

Of course you can. The Overbird welcomes you with mantling wings. :)

Happy hatching day to you ruberized friend! I just had mine a couple weeks ago!

Weeee, we're getting old together. Thank you for the salutations.

Don't feel too bad, my life didn't start to pick up until I was 30. Long after many people say your best times are, and I'm still making it better!

Happy squeaky pouncing day!

*huggles you* Aww, you are most kind to me, sweetest toy of all. Hopefully I'm getting better with age, though sometimes it doesn't feel like such is the case.

have a nice birdday

Hey there, Falconwolf. You are most kind to say so. Thanks so much!

you're welcome i won't be on much tomorrow so i said it early^^

Happy Hatchday!

*wing hugs ya!* Thanks, dear cockatrice, for your most kind words. :)

Yay for Birthdays! Hope you have a good one. Mine is in 5 days.

Much thanks! It's been good so far, one more day and I'm another year older...another year of evil and conversion. ;) And a happy birthday to you in advance. :)

Happy hatchday, evil one :D

Ah my dearest coon. I want to thank you for saying such kind things to me. Another year of evil is on the way! ;)

happy hatchday!:)

*hugs you* Thanks so much, Calafin! You are one of the nicest dolphins I know. *squeee!* :)

*blushes and squees* thank you:)

Have a really great day there :) do something nice ;)

Daww, much thanks sexy sharkie. It's been a most pleasant day indeed. :) *hugs*

Hope that you're having a happy Hatchday dear Rubberbird bud, may all your world domination wishes come true, and may they all be full of rubber and bondage.

Awww, *hugs* Thanks so much, gator! What a wonderful sentiment indeed. There's nothing like a little conquest and enslavement to make a Hatchday feel right. ;)

Happy belated birthday.

Dawww, much thanks, sweet bull. :)

HappyB-Day... Im a bit late though... Maybe that will buy me time to lay even more elaborate traps! ;D Youll never* catch me!


P.S. B-Day may stand for Birdday rather than brithday(i like lame word plays) or birdbirthday... Oh, take this "gas" mask as a gift(its not booby trapped and filled with deadly zurkonium(spelling not accurate) gas)[No, its really not]
You may just want this mug containing a beverage of your choice.



*Never is defined for this post as eventually.

Much thanks for the belated birdday and the wordplay too. ;) Oooh gas mask! Just what I always wanted. Of course those mask are suppose to "prevent" gas from getting to the lungs...but it's the thought that counts. ;D

;P No problem

Its not filled with deadly gas. Its full of (non-lethal) stunning gas(it lasts for 45-75 minutes)... Give it to your enemies or something, trick them into beliving it is a misplaced mask that protects them from any gas the overbird can throw at them(it may not work on me so well, as its my idea). Have fun! Or at least try to catch me... (im bored)