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Worst Pickup Lines Ever
14 years ago
Worst pickup lines ever:
"You´r so sexy i could drink your bathtub water"
"if you were snow i'd plow you"
"Baby my love life is like a rollercoaster...its got a weight restriction"
"roses are red
...violets are blue
im not good at rhymes
show me your tits"
"My cock just died. Can I bury it in your asshole?"
"Hey Do you work at Subway? cuz you give me a footlong."
"Hey, hey, hey. If worse come to worse, ill pay for ur first abortion."
"wanna know the word of the day?
the word is leg
now lets go to my place and spread the word"
"Are you a parking ticket, cuz you got FINE written all over you"
"do these pills taste like roofies?"
"if you were a tree and i was a squirel i put my nuts in your hole"
"if you were a car door,i'd slam you all night"
"I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access."
"were u raised on a farm cuz u sure know how to raise a cock!"
"Theres some skittles in my pants...wanna taste the rainbow?"
"I lost my teddy bear..will you sleep with me instead?"
"Im the pokemon master and i want to make you squirtle until Im venusore"
"Ma'am... I want to let you know that im a Fire Marshal... and I think your way too hot to be here."
"Do you like Videogames? Wanna comeback to my place and play with my Joystick?"
"Did It just earthquake, Or did you just rock my world?"
"hey how bout you come sit on my lap and we will see what comes up"
"hey, did you just fart? cuz you blew me away"
"Im a lost pirate can i ravige your booty"
"Hand over the booty!"
"Let's go back to my mom's basement and fuck like I used to do my sister in high school!"
"I want to vomit my love all over you!"
"Does that drink taste good? You know what tastes even better? My cum. ...In your mouth!"
"I want to lick your feet!!!"
"Girl, you so sexy, I won't make you leave for at least ten minutes after we're done."
"You agree with me that condoms are just myths, right?"
"I want to fuck you on your period!"
"*look person up and down* You'll do."
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first"
"are you a library book cuz im checking u out"
"Is your dad a terrorrist? Because you're the bomb!"
"ARE YOUR PARENTS RETARDED BECOUSE YOU SEEM KINDA SPECIAL"
"i love you like a fat kid likes pie"
"i fix broken hearts for a living"
"hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"'Was your dad a drug dealer? cus your dope' hehehe"
"Do you have a bandaid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you"
"My name's not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime"
"If you're left leg is christmas, and your right leg is thanksgiving, can we meet between the holidays?"
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some actually made me laugh, but most would cause me to punch the guy in the face and kick him several times more after he falls to the ground.
but i was curious about wat other pickup lines ppl have said or been told
"You´r so sexy i could drink your bathtub water"
"if you were snow i'd plow you"
"Baby my love life is like a rollercoaster...its got a weight restriction"
"roses are red
...violets are blue
im not good at rhymes
show me your tits"
"My cock just died. Can I bury it in your asshole?"
"Hey Do you work at Subway? cuz you give me a footlong."
"Hey, hey, hey. If worse come to worse, ill pay for ur first abortion."
"wanna know the word of the day?
the word is leg
now lets go to my place and spread the word"
"Are you a parking ticket, cuz you got FINE written all over you"
"do these pills taste like roofies?"
"if you were a tree and i was a squirel i put my nuts in your hole"
"if you were a car door,i'd slam you all night"
"I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access."
"were u raised on a farm cuz u sure know how to raise a cock!"
"Theres some skittles in my pants...wanna taste the rainbow?"
"I lost my teddy bear..will you sleep with me instead?"
"Im the pokemon master and i want to make you squirtle until Im venusore"
"Ma'am... I want to let you know that im a Fire Marshal... and I think your way too hot to be here."
"Do you like Videogames? Wanna comeback to my place and play with my Joystick?"
"Did It just earthquake, Or did you just rock my world?"
"hey how bout you come sit on my lap and we will see what comes up"
"hey, did you just fart? cuz you blew me away"
"Im a lost pirate can i ravige your booty"
"Hand over the booty!"
"Let's go back to my mom's basement and fuck like I used to do my sister in high school!"
"I want to vomit my love all over you!"
"Does that drink taste good? You know what tastes even better? My cum. ...In your mouth!"
"I want to lick your feet!!!"
"Girl, you so sexy, I won't make you leave for at least ten minutes after we're done."
"You agree with me that condoms are just myths, right?"
"I want to fuck you on your period!"
"*look person up and down* You'll do."
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first"
"are you a library book cuz im checking u out"
"Is your dad a terrorrist? Because you're the bomb!"
"ARE YOUR PARENTS RETARDED BECOUSE YOU SEEM KINDA SPECIAL"
"i love you like a fat kid likes pie"
"i fix broken hearts for a living"
"hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"'Was your dad a drug dealer? cus your dope' hehehe"
"Do you have a bandaid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you"
"My name's not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime"
"If you're left leg is christmas, and your right leg is thanksgiving, can we meet between the holidays?"
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some actually made me laugh, but most would cause me to punch the guy in the face and kick him several times more after he falls to the ground.
but i was curious about wat other pickup lines ppl have said or been told
There's the classic "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Another goes something like: *sips a drink* "This tastes like you." "But you've never tasted me." "It's still early."