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So, like, why do you need more than one account here?
14 years ago
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Seriously, it's like, totally unheard of for ANYONE to have more than one account. You don't need it, you shouldn't want it. That's like, totally unnecessary and kinda rude.
How dare you make more than one account. How will I know if it's you or if it's someone else when I have to watch more than one person?
Daddy says that it's perfectly fine but we all know how much I agree with Daddy (which is, like, rarely unless I want to borrow his mastercard.)
This is like the time when Mitzi tried to get some guy she was TOTALLY getting the hots for by making a second facebook account and TOTALLY making him fall head over heels in love with her. She was all like freaking out though when this guy told her that she, Mitzi, was like a total ho-bag according to him and she FLIPPED the FREAK OUT!
So, you should never ever, ever, ever, EVER have more than one account. It totally means you're just being a greedy person and want more attention.
Like, would you like Obama (Daddy doesn't but what-ever) if you knew that he was pretending to be someone else so he can enjoy a vay-cay with his family without having to be all "OMG!!!!!" about being seen and recognized and bothered? He's the Pres-I-Dent. He's TOTALLY not allowed to have fun, he has to fix my country so I can keep having fun at the mall with my BFFs with Daddy's credit card. Besides, those Gucci shoes won't buy themselves. I don't care that it's "credit" because Daddy makes enough money for everyone and he doesn't mind me using it. Besides, when he tries to get all uppity at me about it, I just give him the "routine" of getting all pouty, telling him he never loved me. You know, the whole nine yards!
Mitzi says that I shouldn't because he'll eventually get upset and make me get my own place but I fail to see the problem there... I mean, I DID get Mastercard to send me a copy (that he doesn't know about.)
But anyway, Yeah, Totally don't get more than one account here. That's just un-cool and TOTALLY lame.
How dare you make more than one account. How will I know if it's you or if it's someone else when I have to watch more than one person?
Daddy says that it's perfectly fine but we all know how much I agree with Daddy (which is, like, rarely unless I want to borrow his mastercard.)
This is like the time when Mitzi tried to get some guy she was TOTALLY getting the hots for by making a second facebook account and TOTALLY making him fall head over heels in love with her. She was all like freaking out though when this guy told her that she, Mitzi, was like a total ho-bag according to him and she FLIPPED the FREAK OUT!
So, you should never ever, ever, ever, EVER have more than one account. It totally means you're just being a greedy person and want more attention.
Like, would you like Obama (Daddy doesn't but what-ever) if you knew that he was pretending to be someone else so he can enjoy a vay-cay with his family without having to be all "OMG!!!!!" about being seen and recognized and bothered? He's the Pres-I-Dent. He's TOTALLY not allowed to have fun, he has to fix my country so I can keep having fun at the mall with my BFFs with Daddy's credit card. Besides, those Gucci shoes won't buy themselves. I don't care that it's "credit" because Daddy makes enough money for everyone and he doesn't mind me using it. Besides, when he tries to get all uppity at me about it, I just give him the "routine" of getting all pouty, telling him he never loved me. You know, the whole nine yards!
Mitzi says that I shouldn't because he'll eventually get upset and make me get my own place but I fail to see the problem there... I mean, I DID get Mastercard to send me a copy (that he doesn't know about.)
But anyway, Yeah, Totally don't get more than one account here. That's just un-cool and TOTALLY lame.
