you misspelled testicles :3

but he did, he fixed it

mmmmmmhhm

. . . Not sure if this is a trap or not . . .

i tend to bring out the whole team when i pee

As do I! Comfort reasons.

Balls only when it's a formal matter.

>_>...I never even thought about this...I guess I whip out the candybag as well

0__________0

Pics, or it didnt happen.

Oh christ, triple combo...that avatar, that emoticon, and this journal.

I'm in fucking tears...

I was actually thinking about this the other day. Lol.

I tend to flop out my dick and balls when I go, never really thought about why. xD

Only pussies stand up to pee.

Your logic is flawed.

I would like to cite the 1830 case of "North Carolina vs. Mann", the verdict of which clearly supports my line of reasoning.

Also, with regards to your statement: https://mlkshk.com/r/3CXZ

I hope you didn't take me seriously...

LOL
Internet sarcasm, WHERE DID YOU RUN OFF TO!! D:

I always forget that sarcasm doesn't work in writing X3

I rarely use those, I'm so confused I usually just watch and see what the other guys around are doing and then look for a nod of approval upon my final decision.

I let it all hang out

Whole team, for complex reasons. I have a P.A., which mean I have to turn my dick upsidedown to keep from splatering, and I can't do that if the twins are hiding behind the curtain, so to speak.

same problem..... stupid surface tension

You too, huh?

They have some strange rules at the Parental Association these days.

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xD i'm dying over here!!!

Hell the nuts have to air out why you pee . *Smiles* I let mine hang out when i pee.

I cant seem to even get mine out. .,.; So I only go with... You know.....

Got big ballz. umad bro?

both, otherwise I might cut off the flow

ditto

^ Exactly this.

I pull it all out cuz i have nothing to be ashamed off. Not that i want people to look but if they do.........lets just say im happy with what i gots ^///^

only my balls

*gasp* ME TOOOOO!

ONLY your balls eh?

It's all I got sometimes.

Dick only.

I whip 'em out. :V

depends on what kinda boxers I'm wearing.
If I'm wearing one without a hole thingy in the front, then the balls come out. if I do, then it's the dick without the balls.

I'm a dick only kinda guy

agreed

I pull my pants down like a child and let it all hang out.

Either or. Depends on how shy my penis is.

I pull my pants all the way down.

Eh, if it is hot out, it never hurts to air them out. Opposite is also true when cold out.

Dick only unless I'm feeling frisky. :T

I don't really pay attention, I guess it's kinda both

At home they stand united, in public only the log stands.

It all gets taken out. My boys need to breathe too.

Depends on the mood

Both.

I'm too shy to use a urinal, so my choice is to pull my pants down and sit down (I'm not good with aiming). Which incidentally helps if there's a situation where someone barges in. If I did have to use a urinal though, then I'd use the little opening, dick only... but man is that uncomfortable, and I don't find it easy to open that little opening.

My nuts are not required for urination, stuffing them back in would be a pain too. before now I'd never even thought about this subject, so my answer is no, unless i was putting on a show.

putting on a show?? sort of want ... ;P

I've got a boyfriend silly ;P

hahaha so invite him too ;D lol jk :P

pee shy, so i always go into a stall and sit, never use a urinal x.x

Balls to the walls my friend

Just the general

the soldiers stay in their bunkers.

dick lol

This is... not something I usually stop and think about when I have to go

Dick only o.=.O

depends on how lazy I am.

used to be both. untill a horrible accident with the zipper. so now i keep the twins in, SAFETY FIRST KIDS!

oh god.... i know your pain >.<

Before I read this, I never thought of tugging out my balls while taking a piss. Blown away by the number of guys who say they do that. Why would you do this?

i do it cause it helps me pee better.. I guess my boxers are too tight..

I sit down.. like a boss

D&B
idk why i do but there ur answer

The balls stay in roughly 90% of the time. Once in a while they come out too.

If I'm in a hurry or wearing tight undies, then just penis. If I'm relaxing, and/or wearing loose undies, then both.
That's why being naked is much nicer.

I lost mine in a heated debate with sheen so..i guess..neither....

the fuck is this shit.

dick only X3 generally unless i've accidently pulled the pants too far down then i'll let the balls loose but generally it's just the dick cause im only thereto pee :p

I never heard of doing that, so I guess just a dick sort of person. I do loosen my belt though to relieve pressure though, and when I'm at home sometimes I just pull my pants down all-together. Give the boys some air.

That's funny though, I didn't realize that people did that, but apparently they do.

Well.. COMMUNISTS do that, maybe...

Balls must come out, no question.

This ^

I don't wear underwear, so really I just open the fly and the dick flops out.

Same here

This is such an odd journal I can't help but reply <_<

I admit I take it all out.

I've never thought about this before, honestly. Cock only though. >.>

I only pull down my fly, I don't pull my pants down. So that means just the penis comes out of my boxers slit.

I just tug my pants and boxers down to my ankles then I don't have to worry about it.

Usually i wait until someone opens the back door, then i lift my leg and piss on everything available.

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH you are supposed to unzip your pants.....I have been doing it wrong for years :(

I like to show off my ballsack tattoos. Because I'm a classy bitch.

I usually take the whole package out, just makes it easier to piss.

Both, because it feels weird for some reason if I don't.

I just wip out my dick. Balls are just asking for a stare.

I find it rather favorable to jump into any nearby pools of water and empty out to my heart's content. Note this does not work for going #2, I have done *extensive tests and I find the results to be rather shitty.

* I was wearing a lab coat so it counts as official.

ok ok ok i hurt from laughing so freaking hard.... my sides are going to bust. hahahahahhahahaha

this is why i dont swim in public pools :C

All of the above, including the hidden answer.

my junk is always in a chastity cage. I have to go full nude and sit like a bitch or its messy.

Bit extreme don't you think?

Apparently my key holder thinks its needed.

I would find a new key holder... Or throw away the cage... Unless you're into that kinda thing, in that case never mind I even mentioned it.

I pull everything out. More comfortable, and I can play with my balls while peeing, win win. :3

Just my penis.

So disturbing how many people replied to this...

you didn't answer the question

I mix and match, variety is the spice of life.

Keep them in. lol I didn't even realise until now that anybody did otherwise!

I used to pull both out, but now I stick my thingy-ma-doodle out that little flap in my boxers, and then I whizzzzzz

Do you golf with just the club? Of course you gotta bring the balls to the game.

Besides, helps steady the aim so you can bulls eye that urinal cake.

I really don't pay much attention. Too busy trying peak over the devii--- err, aim. Trying to aim.

I had a stranger a few years ago trying to make awkward conversation and sneak a peek at me while i was at the urinal.. That was back when I was pee shy so I found it incredibly rude....

If someone did that to me now i would just pee on their shoes.

*Laughs!*

I dun actually try to watch peeps, although I do get a glimpse every once in a while. It's kind of funny, though, how some guys will either use a stall or wait for someone to leave the urinals, even if there's one already open but someone is right next to it.

LOL! Yeah. I go for the middle on usually just to see how many people are that shy/scared to pee next to someone else. Or are that homophobic. Its about half and half really. :-P

i use a stall so both my pants and boxers go in a pile round my ankles, ultimate freedom

Depending on how much of a rush i'm in, sometimes I just open the fly, and don't even pull anything out XD

I let the dicebag roll

implying balls

Just the shaft! And I'm shocked at how many people here pull out their nuts - that honestly NEVER occured to me to invite them to the party. I'm going go have to bring this up at my next bros-drinking-by-a-bonfire night. Crazy.

Anyone ever just pull up the bottom of one leg of your shorts, and pull out your dick that way? I do that when wearing board shorts that tie...

as a matter of fact i do that too. but balls fall with them. they still get a fondling. murr murr murr

Oh... You know, you're right! I didn't think about that, but they're right there, enjoying the breeze!

well ya gotta make them happy to. cant have any jealousy going on down there. it would be two against one.. and dont get me started on the asshole in the back talking shit. hes always got a rebuttal. omg. hahhahaa

HAhaha!

No! I pee like a water wiggle on full blast so I would get me, and anyone in close proximity to me wet.

Whoa! So you'd need to use both hands... And possibly more...

"Someone secure that hose!"

* constructs a cock holder /pee stand to hold it in place.* hehe try this.. (>O<) LOOK MA!! NO HANDS!!

Same here about this journal. About the board shorts, yeah, I've done that. Felt silly at the time, but was neat (to me) that there was another way of doing things. I also did that when I wore tighty-whities cause sometimes opening that front panel thing was a pain. :-P

Oh man, I HATED the weird overlapping complex of flaps at the front of whitey tightys! And if you ever DID get through it, your manhood was held in a stanglehold while you tried to piss...

Thank God for boxers. I'd rather deal with frequent, and impossible-to-hide boners any day!

Well I don't really wear underwear. But when I do, its boxer briefs. ^^

well, when the coony has to go pee, we open the sweats and reach in and fondle the balls. with a murr murr murr feel of them my cock comes out over the top as the balls follow. we go and finish with a brisk shaking, with another fondle as we dab the tip with tissue and put them back in. satisfied in a well done job. a cop in feel well worth it. hehehe

Hehe, both, depends on what I am wearing, if it has a fly just the hose but if none then it's the meat and two bits

Oh my *giggles*

I let it all hang out when I use the restroom.

Wow.. this journals exploded a bit :P
Again, I'm another that hasn't ever really thought about it... but thinking now.. yup. Spooge boulders join the cannon ;) Rofl

Well of course you take out the whole team! Everyone needs a breath of fresh air SOMETIMES!

I don't pee, it's so mainstream.

All out, just cuz.

I only ever take my meat out, not my two veg.

I tried getting my nuts through the open fly on a pair of jeans once and I hurt myself. Stupid jeans.

Even in jogpants now, I only ever take my dick out.

Both.

...What's going on in this threa- AW SHIT

...What's going on in this threa- AW SHIT

i pull out the while crew cause you know it just feels good

Well, this is an interesting topic for conversation.

I just loose the drain line.

I wonder what the statistics would be if you cross referenced this with boxers/briefs....

Only my penis.

Usually just my dang-a-lang... But, I do agree with most others... It does help the flow if you have it all hanging loose.

I just whip out my cloaca.

Not both for me

It's hard enuff to whip the dick out, how the hell am I gonna fit my balls thru that opening too. I gotta pee... not put a ball and cock ring on... geez!

Thumbs up if you sometimes pee just above the water for less noise.

Thumps up big time

Just my dick for me.

You have way too many comments for a journal like this lol its awesome. It depends on how much in a hurry I am and how hot my balls are at the time and where I am. If I wanna show off the whole package or my balls need to breath, then yeah the whole thing but if I'm in a hurry or something then no just my cock and no balls.

I am just amazed at how many take out all - In all my years (and that is a LOT ) of public urination, I may have noticed (not that I was looking mind you) MAYBE 5-10 guys that have the balls out there for the world to see. Perhaps it is a youth thing...

Penis only for me.....

if im in a rush just dick

if i have time i let the cock n balls free

Heh, depends if I'm at a urinal and someone cute is next to me or if I'm just feeling plain mean and wish to make someone feel awkward. x3
BALLS TO THE WALL BABY!

I do a handstand and let gravity pull my dick and balls out for me.

and just for that, i love you.

lawl. kinda gotta do a little shake just to get them out. BUT HEY! you never have to touch yer dick.

urination doesn't require testicals. so i keep em inside my pants.

I pull my underwear down with one thumb while the other holds the goods. I guess it depends on how far I pull my underwear down. I'd say half/half.

If I don't pull 'em out, I have a natural tendency to curve so far to the left as to miss the urinal. So I just hold the whole basket and pee straight, thank you. Unless I'm in the shower, then I don't care.

Just what every woman wanted to know.

Massive sausage fest in here eh?

Interesting journal though. To my knowledge, my boyfriend just whips his dick out, but when in public I think he said he uses stalls. Like a pro.



Do you think maybe sheen will make one for women next?

'Do you pee sitting down or hover over the seat when out in public?'

Men need not apply ;D

i agree with this.

If I posted a journal for just the ladies.. I wouldn't get but 3 comment, and that's being generous..

Pretty sure you'd get more than that surely?

Or else I'm assuming nearly 99% of your followers are guys? If so, thats a shame coz I find your stuff funny & I'm sure other women would too.

Gross! A girl's here! This stuff is SECRET!!

So secret that 200 odd guys have posted a reply? xD

Good job guys.

Well... When you put it THAT way...

I think you'd be hard pressed to find a guy who doesn't like to talk about what goes on down south... :-P

Haha I think your right there ;D

i pull the boys out when i pee. they get jealous of they dont get to see the light of day too

--Kyuu<3

I tend to go up over the top, quicker than the little hole in front, and whatever comes out comes out.

Only the left side

After I inspect the lead player, I give the couch cushion a bobble...just for kiks.

I seem to be the only person that doen't take out the whole package...

You're not. There's several up there that are the same way, that I saw before I got completely bored reading billions of responses.

Oh, and I'm the same way.

Same here. ^^

I *try* to get my whole set out, but my balls are so laughably tiny that they tend to stay put. It's like my dong is an extrovert but my nards are the shy kids hanging out by the punchbowl at a party.

Honestly, I've never really thought about which ones come out and which ones don't...
but this conversation makes me think of this clip from Curb Your Enthusiasm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY4IMAM-j3U

I like to keep the boys warm and protected

I just pull my undies down under my balls. I don't use the little pull out thing, I think its stupid. I let it all hang out when I pee!

Just my dick. Gotta protect my stash.

wht is a testacal mom sid its bad

I always whip 'em out. If nothing else, it feels nice to get them a little air.

I actually separate my sack meat and leave one ball in to man the fort and one out to make sure the pissing dick stays in line. My pants are a well oiled fortress.

"a well oiled fortress" - HA!!!

That's some funny stuff righ there!

best answer

I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Props to you good man!

You mean a well soiled fortress. *giggle giggle snicker*

Depends.

If it's a really cold day, I can't tug 'em out. If it's a really hot day, same thing (too much trouble)

So at a comfortable room temperature, yeah.

Jeans: The whole shebang. The balls make a good foundation so half the time I don't have to aim.
Scrubs: It's just easier to go with cock solo to avoid a zipper incident.

wow. i had no idea guys talked about stuff like this....i dont think i wanna ask my bf either lol
but its cool. i suppose guys need to talk about it.

50:50; also depends on what I'm wearing...

How many of y'all are getting horny after reading this post and the replies?

Hahaha!

This has me wonding how some of these guys work around the zipper? If im wearing jeans or pants with a zipper I just pull out the shaft, I hate to think my hair ball getting stuck in the zipper.

If its sweatpants or pant with elastics. i drop the pants to so they are kinda under my balls anyway.

Never thought about this. Balls out seems strange at first, but I always wear pants with a zipper and tight undies. I leave them in. They're too big to fit through the zipper and too hard to get back in. I do have a pair of zipperless pants though, but I'm not sure what I do there.

I'm way too shy to use urinals though. I stand in a stall. And I also avoid the water, peeing onto the side. I get self conscious when I splash.

Also, who the fuck sits in a public toilet??? At home, sure, but in public? A general rule of thumb is to avoid touching as many surfaces as possible in public toilets.

This is why many women hover when using public toilets ;D

Unless you've got time to quickly wipe the seat D:

Dick only might be also I only got one ball

I let them hang out even when wearing undies/boxers. When mot wearing them then it obvious.
They need fresh air too. Poor guys being cooped up for long periods of times.

Just my dick. I'm surprised how many people take everything out.

When I'm at home, I sit down (don't want to make a mess by having it deflecting off the bowl).

In public, I use the urinal (unless I have to take a dump). If it has a zipper-fly, dick only. If I have to pull the waistband down, dick & balls.

pretty sure i flop out the nuts too. just feels less restrictive.

i cradle my balls out with one paw and aim my dick with the other, this way when my balls are hangin loose the wont get caught in the zipper like a few people ive heard .

it hurts SOOOO MUCH!!!!!

my empathy dear furry ball dangler.

lol y thank you

Peen only when I do the deed.

ALL OR NOTHING!!!!!

Dick only. No point in bringing the balls out either.

Sexist.

I bring out my balls when I pee. Never go anywhere without my jar of testicles!!

I let my balls get some air, plus it's easier to pull back my foreskin that way.

I do both XD

BAH! Its a solo op. Total stealth equipment is procured on site. Just the tip daddy-o.

This wuksy tends to just whip out the schlong. The balls stay snugly in the rest of the thong that I usually wear when I need to pee. This statement may cause way more confusion than understanding.

Both, stuff needs fresh air, if ya know what i mean

If I'm hot, both. If I need a free hand for texting, both (and leave the elastic below the balls).

Otherwise, only dick.

Just the dingle-ling. Never really thought the balls were a necessary part of the operation. *shrugs* And before I read this journal, I never thought anyone would have. :-P

This is a Let to see you pull out your dicak and balls..since im always doing that for you....

If I am in a public restroom, I tend to not let the boys get some fresh air. OTHERWISE, dick n' balls.

the whole kit and caboodle always. I am paranoid the waistband of my underwear interrupts the flow, or I am commando and it all just falls out

If I'm in a public restroom, I like to take off my pants completely when I pee. But only if there are other people around. If nobody is there then I have to wait until someone shows up so I can go.