So, i have a pretty good idea as to why they haven't made a new Starfox game for awhile after the one for DS. I think it's because of that shitty ending they had where Fox and Krystal have a son named Marcus and he becomes the new leader of Starfox.

Do. Not. Want.

Soooo dwelling on that thought of that possibly being the reason (which i believe it is, as no one is gonna wanna play as the new Starfox team if it's gonna be a whole new set of character's, i'm sure.) I came up with what their futures would be like after that little derp child Marcus was born. Enjoy~


I'll start with Krystal. Who now weighs 500 pounds, has 5 o'clock shadow, and a heavy smoker voice and a total of 8 teeth, three of which are horribly crooked and have become snaggle teeth. Why? Because she has always been a total whore and completely flaunted that in the DS game more than ever and because of her whorish personality, she left Fox after she gave birth to Marcus like the whore she is and got with some abusive dickhole of a man and that's why she became the way she is now in appearance. And to top things off is still with the violently agressive boyfriend and their 12 bastard children. Lol, good going there "Oh sexy blue vixen."



Panther would probably be the only one with a good future as he'd go from ladies man to man's man as he's already gay as it is. He'd open up a gay bar as well as night club in corneria, become even more fit, and be well..the most popular gay guy ever in the whole Lylat system. You're a winner, Panther~.



Now here's a big one, that deals with my personal favorite Starfox character, Wolf. Fox, after being a father and retiring would never give Wolf the thrill of life and death rivalry they once had, so Wolf's future would go down hill from there as he would become dangerously obsessive and emotional, more obsessive and emotional than he ever had been to the extent of stalking Fox almost 24/7 and on numerous occasions trying to kill Marcus in what would look like wild accidents and eventually go so far as to finally try to flat out kill him himself in the open all just to stir what He and Fox once had back up, and thus be locked up in an insane asylum till the day he dies for all that.


Leon, everyone knows he's ridiculously in love with Wolf, and once Wolf lost his mind and completely forgot about everything in his life except for Fox, Leon wouldn't be able to take that severe level of rejection as he could hardly take the years of rejection he had before to begin with, his sadistic and blood thirsty nature bubbling over the edge leading him to become a serial killer of all male wolves in the lylat system as in his mind they were all his hurtful one and only love in his eyes until finally he'd one day be gunned down by the police in a failed attempt at another victim.


Falco Peppy and Slippy, i'll be short with them as it's pretty easy to sum it all up briefly. After Marcus was born, Falco couldn't take the added stress to all the shit he put up with before and after three months in of dealing with Marcus's infant screaming on top of Peppy's senile babbling, Slippy's obnoxious shrieking, Krystal's whorish bitching, and worst of all Fox's usual "tuning it out" take on it all which only made it escalate, he went berserk, blew out Slippy's and Peppy's brains and then offed himself, telling Fox to enjoy his living hell as the father to "That", him referring to Marcus.



And now for the grand finale, the future of our beloved hero we all love, Fox McCloud. Fox would become a heavy drinker and smoker and a pathetic excuse of a bachelor after all of the previous stuff i listed. He'd become slobbish and overweight and often bring home cheap 5 dollar whores who were clearly way past worn out just for a horribly executed "good" time. Because of his unhealthy habits he picked up and refused to let go of, he'd end up dying a death of a mere 51 years old. Same age as his father, only unlike his father who died as a hero, Fox would die of all the diseases he had picked up from his depressing outlook on life.

Yes folks. All of this will happen, because of a single putrid mistake of a SF character being born. All because Marcus was birthed from the most twisted and sick thoughts of nintendo's imagination and actually put into a game. The birth of Marcus, has lead to the death of any new Starfox games.

I say again, enjoy~.