There's a link in this journal entry that you are not to click under any circumstances. I'm serious, folks - don't say I didn't warn you. Terror and doom may befall you if you click it. Also, you will die at some point in the future. Probably. Oh shit, watch out now, here it comes:

--> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2565314/ <--

You didn't click it, did you? Wait, you did? Oh christ. There's no helping some people.