Who the fuck is King Elliott Ingonyama the First and why is he a pedophile? If you ever see the wiki page, it's full of dumb shit like him being king in some made-up faggot land called "Naboombu" and some other shit.

What they don't tell you is how he is a cruel dictator who murders anyone who questions him. He then heads over to Central Florida to cool down when child raping laws hold him down. The statute of limitation is only 3 days long in Naboombu, long enough for him to host a party for shit eaters in Florida.

Seriously, spend those special time with family. Not child molesters.