In the face of discovering that your music is shit, resort to physical threats through hardcore Rock 'n' Roll analogies. Rockin' dude! Hendrix and AC/DC for life!

"I will assault you with my guitar, Buck wil [sic] melt your face with his riffs and slit yur [sic] throat with his awesoem [sic] lyrics, Jack wil anhiliate [sic] you with his bass skills, emily wil [sic] maul you with a keyboard, and Jesse will beat the shit out of your little drum and rap shit with his own"

-Some guy who got really mad over his music's getting dissed on the Internet