mayo

Oh hells yes, bro *highfive*

XD my gramma uses miracle whip for tuna and stuff..bleh

THAT... is awfully strange. I'd be mad. I'd be all "You're ruining tuna and that is very close to impossible."

we tried to feed it to her dog bouser,he didn't even want it and hes was a garbage disposal lol

lol that is pretty bad, when even the dog is like "Uh, no."

i know XD

Reminds me of the movie Good Burger when the dog wouldn't eat the scary bloated Mondo Burgers. lol

lol, i think i watched that XD

It was ridiculous, I don't expect anyone to really remember it lol

I have the bad habit of loving weird, off-the-wall, obscure-ish movies. But if you know Keenan and Kel, it was those guys, just in Good Burger, so their names were like, Ed and uh... something I forget at the moment ;o; *breaks out the DVD*

i've watched that movie as recently as a few months ago, it's one of my favorites. JUST SAYING. I think the other characters name was DEXTER or something that started with a D.

IMDB....

Dexter Reed oh man ten points for me

SCOOORE~ I'm so glad I found that shit on DVD not so long ago. It's one of my favorites too, I can watch it over and over and never get bored, but then I find myself longing for more Keenan and Kel. :I Because I'm a nostalgic nerd like that. XD

yep, i remember the XD

I've never seen it made any other way. o.O

both XD

At the same time?!

I can't decide between both I like mayo and miracle whip.

Do you use 'em both for sandwiches, or like, one for one thing and one for another?

hmmm well miracle whip since it is sweeter I'll use it for like macaroni salad, devil egg, etc, food that taste good with sweeter taste. As for Mayo, it is good with sub or sandwiches and stuff.

I figured. It would make sense *nods* :>

mayo, i think miracle whip is so gross. ;o; it's like... SWEET, and that flavor really doesn't work for me.

Agreed. Yeah, it's weird stuff. I can always pick it out if someone doesn't tell me it's there, then I'm like "WHAT?! I thought this was going to be delicious *disappointed*"

miracle whip creates some of the saddest moments.

lol it really does. SUCH GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT

That should be it's tag line.

MIRACLE WHIP: THE GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT YOU'LL EVER TASTE.

LOL yes. Best marketing ploy ever.

At least that way people will be like "WHAT?! I have to know."

I’ve no idea what Miracle Whip tastes like. So, mayo. :3

You are so lucky ;o; I envy you. lol

Neither. =P

BLASPHEMY

Actually I don't care lol. But I love mayo. :I I've been trying not to eat it though, as it is terribly fattening and I'm afraid of organic mayo. I try to eat organic when I can, but with like, mayo... @_@ I'm just like "This is soooo bad for me *gets the organic honey-mustard instead* lol

lol, I know. I try to avoid eating either, and it's pretty fattening and I don't need that. XD

Happy almost-birthday! I'm 23, drinking lost its charm for me a while ago >.>

Thank you! Also yeah, I dunno, I don't really drink much anyway. Never have. I did for about a month or two after my b-day, but then it was like "lol, I threw up A LOT last time. Maybe let's not do so much anymore."

Like I ACTUALLY learned my lesson before I ever got blackout drunk. Thank god.

Similar thing happened to me XD

Three shots of vodka and three beers later, I was just like "UGH NEVER AGAIN", and then I've since just drank in moderation. I mean, I still like drinking okay, but I don't get drunk really, just tipsy, and I only drink for taste. XD

neither x:

What is your condiment of choice then? :>

Actually I eat everything pretty much dry except for cheese. So, burgers is usually meat, cheese, bread. Hot dogs is just hot dog and bun. Most regular sandwiches are just the meat and cheese xP
Only complicated thing I really ever get is a subway sandwich that I put spinach, extra olives, cheese, and lots of black pepper on.
Also dry sushi. No wasabi or soy.

*nods* I hear that. Especially with sushi. I do not much appreciate soy or wasabi anyway, so my sushi goes as-is. Simple isn't bad at all :> And lol, I'm weird, I put cheese on my hot dogs.

Preference mayo, but I don't care if I get MW.

Well that's good too. It's good to be able to handle both. I certainly can't XD

lol i chose veganaise

WHAT

:I

not to be an idiot but isn't MW kind of like mayo already? XD

Nnnnot really. They're similar, but taste SO different XP

ooooh gotcha. oh reason on why veganaise i never really liked mayo. the taste just never went with me, and in addition it made my stomach feel all weird and shit whenever i ate it on a subway sandwich, or on anything for that matter. i never had MC so i wouldn't know. lol

I've never even heard of veganaise before just now XD

Are you vegan? Or vegetarian? Cuz maybe you just don't get any protein and your stomach thinks it's weird. Cuz Mayo is made wiff eggs

vegan. yeah mayo is made with eggs. eggs never agreed with me :c even when i was younger.

Cool whip

That doesn't count, don't be an asshole. OH WAIT you can't not do that, sorry.

Also I think even I would prefer miracle whip over cool whip on a sammich.

Heheh, well that depends on the sandwich, ice cream sandwich anyone . . , although it could be good on a PB n' J

*shakes head* No, whipped cream belongs on PIE. And cake. And ice cream. Slap it between things and then all the air will leave it and then it's just CREAM

*facepaws* Mind immediatly went to the gutter on that one.

WAY TO GO GUTTER-MIND

Toast with mayo, egg, and cheese on it. Miracle whip when i'm making something like devilled eggs, or flaked salmon with a touch of lemon juice in it to counteract the sweetness.

I love... mayo~ For like, everything. Because I like fattening things :>

me too. i'm eating chips atm anyways

Both are fucking gross as shit.

I LIKE mayo

DISGUSTING.

YUMMY

T^T

ohfuckmiraclewhip...that shit's nastaaay

Agreed :P

They're both OK... I like the tangy, sour, but kind of sweet flavor of Miracle Whip for some sandwiches and starchy salads, and when I make deviled eggs or fry sauce.. I like mayo (especially the olive oil mayo!) for heavier sandwiches, ones with more spice, and deli salads that have strongly flavored ingredients, since mayo doesn't really have any flavor to it to compete with other flavors. I don't use mayo for much else though, because on its own, it's just bland and greasy tasting.



I must say, my preferred condiment above all else for sandwiches is Kalamata olive tapenade. ^^;