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So I went shopping...
14 years ago
...for school clothes for the clone. Had to get a new item this year: bras. SHE'S NINE YEARS OLD OMGWTFBBQ STOP GROWING SO DAMN FAST
First the bras and that means it won't be long before it's tampons and sex talks and dating (or attempting to). I mean it's bad enough my niece has got boobs and she's ten. But that's my niece, not as bad but still doesn't kill the "Y U NOT LIL ANYMORE ?" part. I guess the niece will be good practice, knowing my sister will call me in to intimidate the boys that come a-sniffin.
A friend once said he was lucky for having two boys. I didn't get it. Two? I have one kid. How's that lucky? That's twice the clothes, food, school fees, diapers, etc. He said "no you got it wrong. I have two BOYS. You have a GIRL. I have only two penises to worry about. You have a whole world of penis to worry about" D:
Its stuff like that that almost makes me pray she grows up to be a lesbian. Almost.
What kills it is when I go to work and have to witness the drama between my boss and her girlfriend, as well as a lot of other lesbian couples. I'm not saying all lesbians are drama magnets. Just seems to be a lot of them in my community.
So yeah, pardon the mommy freakout moment. I'm done now.
And any anti-kid trolls reading this? You've been warned. You decided not to have kids. Good for you. Go gloat elsewhere. Thank you.
First the bras and that means it won't be long before it's tampons and sex talks and dating (or attempting to). I mean it's bad enough my niece has got boobs and she's ten. But that's my niece, not as bad but still doesn't kill the "Y U NOT LIL ANYMORE ?" part. I guess the niece will be good practice, knowing my sister will call me in to intimidate the boys that come a-sniffin.
A friend once said he was lucky for having two boys. I didn't get it. Two? I have one kid. How's that lucky? That's twice the clothes, food, school fees, diapers, etc. He said "no you got it wrong. I have two BOYS. You have a GIRL. I have only two penises to worry about. You have a whole world of penis to worry about" D:
Its stuff like that that almost makes me pray she grows up to be a lesbian. Almost.
What kills it is when I go to work and have to witness the drama between my boss and her girlfriend, as well as a lot of other lesbian couples. I'm not saying all lesbians are drama magnets. Just seems to be a lot of them in my community.
So yeah, pardon the mommy freakout moment. I'm done now.
And any anti-kid trolls reading this? You've been warned. You decided not to have kids. Good for you. Go gloat elsewhere. Thank you.
Hey maybe get Terry to come over and look like the menacing uncle fresh outta prison while we're at it. He won't need to talk, just sit there and clean his nails with a large knife.
My daughter is gonna haaaaate us lol