What if?~

● I died: I'd write a big long speech to you and send it in a note. And I'd get super upset, of course
● I kissed you: Probably go along with it, maybe even kiss back, ahah
● I fell: Laugh, and help you up... Unless it's like, into a snake pit, that wouldn't be too humerous
● I lived next door to you: I would love it! We could like, do stuff, yeah
● I showed up at your house: Maybe freak out mildly,, but take you inside

unexpectedly:
● I stole something: Wouldn't care tooo much if it wasn't like, a car or something
● I was murdered: Be really pissed off with the world,, and upset
● I cried: Ask you what's wrong, and give necessary comfort
● I asked you to marry me: I would inform you that I'm not 18 yet and same-sex marriage is not legal in Australia right now... But I'd be flattered :D
● I was hospitalized: Wish you good health and such,, how much I would is in direct ratio to how bad your condition

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Yes indeedy
● Keep a secret if i told you one? Of course
● Hold my hand? Yeah
● Study with me? Yes,, you could help me with biology, we're doing reproduction.. (not kidding, I have shitloads of notes to revise XD)
● Cook for me? It'd probably be pasta, but yeah
● Love me? Well that depends
● Date me? Also depends, yeah?
● Have sex with me? This one ere,, if the chance came, and circumstances were ideal... Probably~

~More ~
● When and how did we meet? I'm not too sure, I think maybe on a piece of your writing? A while ago now
● Describe me in three words. Helpful, kind, radical
● What was your first impression of me? This dude has a mighty fine mane
● What do you think of me now? You are a mighty fine dude,, you've helped me get through a fair bit, and I'm really grateful I met you ^^
● What reminds you of me? Lions, and their fluffy manes
● Could you see us together forever? As friends for sure, death, time, whatever, we'll still be friends man
● When's the last time you saw me? Unfortunately I haven't met you in person, it'd be great to though
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? If you want me to.. But I think I might've done it a while ago


There ya go matey!

Same sex marriage isn't legal in Australia? Which part, or the whole country? Damn, that's bad...

Those customs programs put me off australia (One guy, did 1 bad thing 15 years ago, and they denied him a work visa...with his own company, bringing shit loads of money into Aus, but they denied him...), but...same sex illegal? No offense, but glad I don't live there, cause I'd move.

Saying that, even USA is only just starting with legalising it...

Anyhoo, I can already help with your biology...when a mommy and a daddy feel it's time for a little baby, they go to the local doctors practice (or maternity clinic), fill in several forms and send them off (First class stamp.)
They then wait 28 days (Sometimes 40, if there's a big order) for the Stork to deliver the said baby.

(If you think that's silly...I aint gonna tell you what they told us at my school when I was 7...)

I'd like to meet you too (But would they let me in the country?) I'm hoping to do some travelling (but needs money) so, never know, one day I might meet all those (in other countries) that have been there, with/for me.

Kar

There was a thing going around about gay marriage,, like, 67% or something Australians are for it, and the prime minister was apparently considering it,, but nothing, and odds are there won't be anything happening while rednecked heavy Christians are allowed to vote.

That story sounds better than what's going on in biology,, more interesting than 'the female ovulated and something about gametes made a zygote and you'll do bad in this exam'. And my parents never told me anything about where babies came from,, school taught me, ahah.

And it'd be risky taking you to customs, I don't think they let you take guns in (KAPOW MUSCLE JOKE!!) XD
Nah, the sniffer dogs would catch you with your weed,,
But it would be amazingly magnificent!

I often think on how parents would tell their children on where they came from...It'd be easy for me, cause let's face it...if you're a parent, you've done it, so what's to be embarrassed about?

Besides, what they didn't tell me in school, I learned from books afterwards. (Never had any 'experiences' in school, so didn't really need to know til I left...and even now I don't need the info, but it's handy if I'm ever faced with such a proposition...lol)

I think if I went to australia, I'd purposefully bring something 'bad' with me (I'd email em beforehand too) and see what they did. I'd also tell em that they're being filmed...

For all those christians watching...I've heard that Jesus was gay...(Weren't all the Apostles men? :P)

(And for the serious ones, who can't take the joke...Jesus preached love...unconditional love. Eat that bitches!)