What if unicorns existed..?I personally would want one.I want one that could ride on rainbows and shit thunder out its butt and vomit skittles.It sounds like having a unicorn for a companion would be pretty damn sweet.People think that a horseback ride is romantic..Think about flying across the night sky on a fucking unicorn going faster than the speed of AWESOME would be like.

There are a lot of things I think should be deemed in the category of EPIC,but unicorns will ALWAYS be on that list.No matter how you see it..It's a fucking huge ass horse that can not only kick your face off,trample you to death, but now it has a fucking horn on its face to fucking stab your enemies in their anus.

YES!Unicorns are AMAZING!If you say otherwise...Sell your computer to Africa...They get better nutrition eating your tower than when you attempt to have an imagination.. >:T