Slut Puppy,
for your pleasuring needs.....
(rights to deny some clients)

I second this idea

Ohhhh man, I saw this journal and instantly thought of a little thing you might like.

They're pens that you're friends will not want to borrow from you. It's a set of 8, and each one has a made-up business name that's so crazy, and disturbing too. Things like sexual dentist, rectal probers, crash insurance from hell kind of thing.

If you want them, I can pick them up for you XD

That... actually sounds kinda awesome XD if you know how much they are, i'll gladly pay you back :3

i think they're about 10-12ish

Oh man... if you wouldn't mind, that'd be amazing XD I'll gladly pay you for them, just bring 'em to MFF :3

Sure thing. ;3
I'll pick em up next time I go out

Actually, i could do

Basilisk (AKA Slut Puppy)
Sexually Active Doctor in training
For all your body's needs (Holds rights to refuse service)

Call: ###-###-####
Or contact Via Email: (insert email here) @ (service).com

that work XD

(if damaged during services dont worry, i can repair it ;) )