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Cedar point FTW
14 years ago
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So yea. We just got back from our THIRD vacation. Cedar point. I rode top thrill dragster, 0-120 mph in 3 seconds? HELL YEA! There was spit flying out of my mouth the whole time.
We stayed in a fancy hotel with an indoor waterpark. There was an awsome waterslide that went uphill, and the retarted lifeguard kept telling us to make sure our shoes were tied, and then luagh at anyone who looked down. But the best part of the waterpark was the little kiddie playstrucure. Yes I'm serius. Why? Beacuse if the buckets of water. There were buckets underneath fausets that when full enough, will tip over onto the ground. The buckets were big, but they tipped early and almost never hit anyone. BUT. If you hold the bucket in place, and wait for some poor 5 year old to walk underneath, the buckets hold mutch more water and you can unleash 3 gallons of water at once. I did this to ALOt of kids, and even a lifeguard. My favorite victem was the 5 year old little ginger kid. When I dumped the bucket, the water knoked him down. He then got up, came up to me, punched me , and then walked away.
Btw. ROAM, if you are not dead, please RESPOND to my journals and messages. I have no idea if you read them or not
We stayed in a fancy hotel with an indoor waterpark. There was an awsome waterslide that went uphill, and the retarted lifeguard kept telling us to make sure our shoes were tied, and then luagh at anyone who looked down. But the best part of the waterpark was the little kiddie playstrucure. Yes I'm serius. Why? Beacuse if the buckets of water. There were buckets underneath fausets that when full enough, will tip over onto the ground. The buckets were big, but they tipped early and almost never hit anyone. BUT. If you hold the bucket in place, and wait for some poor 5 year old to walk underneath, the buckets hold mutch more water and you can unleash 3 gallons of water at once. I did this to ALOt of kids, and even a lifeguard. My favorite victem was the 5 year old little ginger kid. When I dumped the bucket, the water knoked him down. He then got up, came up to me, punched me , and then walked away.
Btw. ROAM, if you are not dead, please RESPOND to my journals and messages. I have no idea if you read them or not
