Okay first it starts off in a desert like landscape, like in the game of Far Cry 2 only just the desert and no luscious trees and stuff. My mom was there and i had to find a way to keep her from complaining. Suddenly my grandma's car is back from the shop and covered in splotches of grease while it's towing some grease... machine that cooks whole chickens that are bigger than turkeys completely in hot grease.

next thing i know i'm sneaking into a hotel of sorts with a cast member from Modern Family as my dad. We're sneaking around trying to hide from girl scouts who want to sell us cookies... i guess i'm on some kind of diet of sorts. Then we come across Vin Diesel an he leads us through some kind of battlefield. After which i'm with one of my old friends from middle school... about to go to a con i know NOTHING about. However to get there we have to race through some kind of dangerous terrain and at one point i'm a Colonial soldier ridding on the back of a horse Assassin's Creed style. What caught my attention about this was not me being a Colonial soldier but the fact that my horse could climb anything, i mean like a flat 10 foot wall.

When i finally get there we grocery shopping and end up getting a HUGE amount of rice crispy treats... and coco rice crispies... so many rice crispy products. Next we, my friend our roomates Shadow and Sonic and Amy, eat them all and end up on the sugar rush from hell unable to stop from running around, and between our roommates the place ends up a major mess and the hotel manager gets all very pissed off but can't find us cuz his vision is based on movement and we stay still... then i'm on a boat and in some kind of tropical rain forest resort driving a flying boat...

Okay now where is where it gets scary, we travel to a freezing tundra, not unlike the kind in The Thing... actually it's exactly what it's like in The Thing. The alien attacks me and my team members after we explore a compound and consumes us all in a bloody icy room only lit with a flair. However after that all of the pieces of the organism freeze and are preserved and a team comes to investigate again, next thing i know the world has begun to become infected and i'm on my way to a building owned by the cop who helps Bruce Willis in the first Die Hard movie, the one who is also in that sitcom Family Matters... yeah that one... and i'm following him to a bunker where 30 people can live for about... 8 years... which doesn't make any sense cuz 's only partially underground and there's an elevator from the surface right down to it where one of the things can easily get us Dx

suddenly i'm back at the frozen compound and i'm sitting on a lift that goes from the underground cavern (which is littered in pieces of the thing but are frozen and dead so nothing to worry about there) suddenly... two husky gals are on each side of me, one of which is slim and trim with big boobs, and the other is nice and pudgy but well shaped and an hour glass figure. They're easily 2 whole feet taller than me and are just looking at me with warm and tender, if not slightly horny, smiles. I'm afraid that they're "things" but instead of killing me they lay me back and lay next to me on the lift (which is suddenly soft and warm like a bed) and start rubbing my body with their paws, grazing their claws along me and murring while they hold their bodies to me and kiss and lick all over my face neck and even inside my ears, then they start licking lower and lower and... of course this is when i wake up... uuuugh dear god that sux