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14 years ago
...Please, mute your porn.
Yesterday I got the worst phone call since I started working in a call center.
Me "Hi, welcome to *cellphone compagny*. My name is Aim. Could you tell me your name and your cellphone number please?
Client: My name is *his name* and my cellphone is 067 273 7461 (If you didn't guess, this is a fake number). But my phone is not working right now. *Pant* That's why I'm calling. *sex sound in the background*
Me: Erm...er...ok...I...uh...It seems that we have no ccount with that number. Can you give the sim card number please?
Client: Yeah *pant* sure. *give sim number*
Me: ...Thank you... *mute phone* *to coworker*: I...I think the guy is having sex... ._. *back with the client*: I can't find anything with that sim card. Are you sure it's the right number?
Client: *Too much noise is the background, can't hear anything*
Me: Errr...s....sorry?
Client: I said *Too much noise is the background, can't hear anything*
Me: ...Errr....I'm sorry sir, but I can't hear what you're saying, there is too much...uh....noise....around you...
*Conversation continue like that for about 20 minutes before I tell the guy to go to a store*
Client: *Pant* ok...so....*pant* can you tell me where is the closest store from where I live?
Me: ...Err....you can look it up on our web site with your postal code if you need to...*laugh a bit because of all the sex sounds....¬¬;; *
Client: ...Do you hear anything? Do you want me to turn down the volume? I'm watching a movie.
Me: ...If...if you could, I'd appreciate that.
Client: Oh, ok. *turn down the volume* ....So...you probably know what kind of movie I'm watching, uh?
Me: ...I...think I can guess...
Client: But, you know, it's ok 'cause I'm a boy and I and college. And everybody watche these movies, right?
Me: ...Uh...yeah...sure...
Client: So...do YOU watch movies like theses too?
Me: O_O;; Er...theses are not really my kind of movie sir...
Client: *sounding disappointed* Oh....do you know which one I'm watching?
Me: ...No. No I don't know the title of your movie sir.
Client: And do you know what I'm doing right now?
Me: Let's...keep the conversation about your cellphone sir.
...The longest 25 minutes of my life...
Yesterday I got the worst phone call since I started working in a call center.
Me "Hi, welcome to *cellphone compagny*. My name is Aim. Could you tell me your name and your cellphone number please?
Client: My name is *his name* and my cellphone is 067 273 7461 (If you didn't guess, this is a fake number). But my phone is not working right now. *Pant* That's why I'm calling. *sex sound in the background*
Me: Erm...er...ok...I...uh...It seems that we have no ccount with that number. Can you give the sim card number please?
Client: Yeah *pant* sure. *give sim number*
Me: ...Thank you... *mute phone* *to coworker*: I...I think the guy is having sex... ._. *back with the client*: I can't find anything with that sim card. Are you sure it's the right number?
Client: *Too much noise is the background, can't hear anything*
Me: Errr...s....sorry?
Client: I said *Too much noise is the background, can't hear anything*
Me: ...Errr....I'm sorry sir, but I can't hear what you're saying, there is too much...uh....noise....around you...
*Conversation continue like that for about 20 minutes before I tell the guy to go to a store*
Client: *Pant* ok...so....*pant* can you tell me where is the closest store from where I live?
Me: ...Err....you can look it up on our web site with your postal code if you need to...*laugh a bit because of all the sex sounds....¬¬;; *
Client: ...Do you hear anything? Do you want me to turn down the volume? I'm watching a movie.
Me: ...If...if you could, I'd appreciate that.
Client: Oh, ok. *turn down the volume* ....So...you probably know what kind of movie I'm watching, uh?
Me: ...I...think I can guess...
Client: But, you know, it's ok 'cause I'm a boy and I and college. And everybody watche these movies, right?
Me: ...Uh...yeah...sure...
Client: So...do YOU watch movies like theses too?
Me: O_O;; Er...theses are not really my kind of movie sir...
Client: *sounding disappointed* Oh....do you know which one I'm watching?
Me: ...No. No I don't know the title of your movie sir.
Client: And do you know what I'm doing right now?
Me: Let's...keep the conversation about your cellphone sir.
...The longest 25 minutes of my life...
who knows maybe thats all he does and he gets lucky with a certain associate?
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Me : Well you've been watching porn while on the phone with me for 25 minutes, if you havent finished by now I'd say you're still trying to find it?
[Sorry ^_^']