My dog's teeth are kind of rotting. Like, second-stage peridontal disease rotting. I need $676 to get them fixed but neither I or my parents have that right now. I'd like to get it done sooner rather than later, before he gets some kind of infection. He's not old enough to die of dental infections!

Would anybody be interested in some dumb custom shrinky dink keychains or something? I can totally make those. Like, $5 shipped. If there's interest I'll get on this in two weeks after I take care of some things.