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Otter behaviour
14 years ago
*plunks himself down, looking stern*
I have come before you today to address a very serious issue which you may have heard regarding the conduct of certain otters.
*gruffs angrily, glaring left and right before continuing*
Settle down now. Now as we all know, otters are respectable, noble, but fearsome creatures. Otter dominance in the dignified arts is undisputed by all - in fact a highly esteemed otter expert (myself) has created many charts and figures proving so.
However a rumor has perked my finely groomed ear, that certain otters may have been indulging themselves in un-otterlike behaviours - such as cavorting around, hugging each other, sliding around on their bellies, and even floating around holding each others' hands.
This cannot abide.
I assure you action will be taken to quell these rumors. Punishment will be swift and gruff. Quite gruff, I assure you.
Also has anyone seen my fish?
I have come before you today to address a very serious issue which you may have heard regarding the conduct of certain otters.
*gruffs angrily, glaring left and right before continuing*
Settle down now. Now as we all know, otters are respectable, noble, but fearsome creatures. Otter dominance in the dignified arts is undisputed by all - in fact a highly esteemed otter expert (myself) has created many charts and figures proving so.
However a rumor has perked my finely groomed ear, that certain otters may have been indulging themselves in un-otterlike behaviours - such as cavorting around, hugging each other, sliding around on their bellies, and even floating around holding each others' hands.
This cannot abide.
I assure you action will be taken to quell these rumors. Punishment will be swift and gruff. Quite gruff, I assure you.
Also has anyone seen my fish?
You must resist the cuteness! *waves his paws in front of your eyes*
Resist...
I assure you, I have never had the urge to float around holding another otter.
...his name was Mr. Fisherson. And he was my friend.
I am usually well dressed and groomed and work on all things evil and scientific, but sometimes an uncrontrollable force overcomes me and I slide around on my tummy and cuddle with other otters in large cute piles D: