*clears his throat loudly, looking displeased indeed*

JUST for your information, I am not...overweight. And I resent the accusations!
I simply have a thick winter pelt. It just happens to be the thickest in my belly area! *he crosses his arms, gruffing angrily*

*he stops, glaring around at you all, and chews on a celery stick*

The next one of you to poke fun of my...pelt gets a smack with an otter rudder!
*he waves his rudder at you with a paw, threateningly*