Dear God...
14 years ago
General
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
And the ability to hold in my desire to smack a dumb bitch senseless when given a really fucking ignorant and stupid request.
And the ability to hold in my desire to smack a dumb bitch senseless when given a really fucking ignorant and stupid request.
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I just want people to THINK before they ask. Or consider that maybe there's a reason I only offer certain options...
I'm sure you've already the ability to smack people senseless, though your restraint in doing so is probably that of a saints!