When Christmas comes to FA.
18 years ago
General
This was something I just sat around the house over the holidays and though about. Why is it when this time of year rolls around, their is a burst in christmas art involving reindeer and reindeer themed art/porn. I mean, I know youre in the spirit of the month, and Im not hating or nothing, but, why do most of them look like the same old then from years past? There mostly reindeer fuckalongs, with both male and females *no herms this year for some reason, lol* and them having these massive orgies which some call, "reindeer games"? I mean, Ive seen quite a few, that reminded me I seen last time, or two years ago. its like we use the same ones, even if youve never seen the original one, or know/knew anyone else that drew one like it, over and over, in the same or similar scene. Even *insert name here* said that it does tend to get repetitive over the years. Now, I have seen some that were original and didnt fall into that reindeer "fuckalong" cliche, and that made them special. i cant name them all, but those people are some of the most creative i seen in the art world.
Another thing that says Chistmas/Yiffmas *whatever you use* is when everybody starts breaking out the Red and Green outfets. I just wonder...why red and green? I mean, whynot black and red? lol What about kamillion *flip flop* color? Or something phycadelic? Lol, I know its supposed to be like a present sorta thing, but in my day, we didnt use no fancy gift wrap, we used scotch tape, and newspaper for each gift. It was a very ghetto christmas I tell ya that.
One more thing I notice, was there were reindeer, with antlers, and there were females....with antlers. Im like, "huh/ I though that when females had antlers, they were herms?" well, I guess has its own set of rules, that, or they just trade there dicks in for the winter, lol. Anyway, I ask *a friend* about that, and just wondered. "Did anyone change the rules while I was sleep?" Guess they were absent having there own games no one was watching. anyhoo, no herms this go round, always next year.
I was going to do something for christmas, but I just played Scrooge and said, "Ahh, fuck this" and not drew anything. too many things that involved reindeer fucking eachother and big brested women in gift wrapping outfets. Didnt want to follow the crowd so I didnt draw anything.
*sighs* well, I think thats all i remember I was going to say for now. Im going to fool around with fraps and FC *got it working again* on my comp. Have a happy new year people.
Also, if you red this journal then mean youre a nerd with nothing better to do, lol.
Anyway, this is just my thoughs of the matter
WARNING...THESE ARE ONLY OPINIONS BASED OFF ONE CRAZY BLACK GUY AND DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF ANYONE ELSE!! SO THEREFORE, THEY SHOULDNT BE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXTED!!! LOL
Another thing that says Chistmas/Yiffmas *whatever you use* is when everybody starts breaking out the Red and Green outfets. I just wonder...why red and green? I mean, whynot black and red? lol What about kamillion *flip flop* color? Or something phycadelic? Lol, I know its supposed to be like a present sorta thing, but in my day, we didnt use no fancy gift wrap, we used scotch tape, and newspaper for each gift. It was a very ghetto christmas I tell ya that.
One more thing I notice, was there were reindeer, with antlers, and there were females....with antlers. Im like, "huh/ I though that when females had antlers, they were herms?" well, I guess has its own set of rules, that, or they just trade there dicks in for the winter, lol. Anyway, I ask *a friend* about that, and just wondered. "Did anyone change the rules while I was sleep?" Guess they were absent having there own games no one was watching. anyhoo, no herms this go round, always next year.
I was going to do something for christmas, but I just played Scrooge and said, "Ahh, fuck this" and not drew anything. too many things that involved reindeer fucking eachother and big brested women in gift wrapping outfets. Didnt want to follow the crowd so I didnt draw anything.
*sighs* well, I think thats all i remember I was going to say for now. Im going to fool around with fraps and FC *got it working again* on my comp. Have a happy new year people.
Also, if you red this journal then mean youre a nerd with nothing better to do, lol.
Anyway, this is just my thoughs of the matter
WARNING...THESE ARE ONLY OPINIONS BASED OFF ONE CRAZY BLACK GUY AND DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF ANYONE ELSE!! SO THEREFORE, THEY SHOULDNT BE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXTED!!! LOL
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And one of the gifts I got this year was wrapped in funny paper ( i.e. sunday comics)
I kinda understand what you mean when you're talking about "yiffmas" and its not just christmas. Its hannukah, kwanza, Yule, and just holiday cheer that should be drawn. This time of year is supposed to be of friends and family and good tidings. Not sex. Thats... Valentines day? And even thats not sex, its making love. Its all about love.
LOVE PEOPLE DAMN IT dont FUCK
OPINIONS OF AN OVERACTIVE WHITE GIRL WHOS BRAIN RUNS ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL
and yes, only male reindeer tend to have antlers, though a rare exception does tend to happen every so often in the wild (oh, remember one time a pair of male lions that grew up to have no manes and killed thousands in Africa? they are an exception to the all male lions have manes belief).
also, the thought of everybody posting porn for christmas is kinda sickening, considering it's a religious holiday, but then again, no-one pays attention to the religious part, not even me, so it probably doesn't matter...