Question: What would you do if you suddenly became a Furry?
14 years ago
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...and by "Furry", I mean the real thing --- not the incredibly fat and hairy guy wearing a bunny-ear tiara (sorry, the stereotype was too damned funny not to invoke! XD).
Would you flaunt your awesomeness, or hide from the public eye? Would you change your daily routine or your profession? Would you rather be a Human again?
I'm not really sure what brought-on that question, but I'm curious to hear what you guys would do in this position.
Would you flaunt your awesomeness, or hide from the public eye? Would you change your daily routine or your profession? Would you rather be a Human again?
I'm not really sure what brought-on that question, but I'm curious to hear what you guys would do in this position.
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I think I'd flaunt it one way or another. Make a living off it, for sure. I'd love it to death!! All this providing when you say become a furry it meant become my fursona, Liane!!
Fox, probably go eat some chickens...
Kitty....[Censored]
- Canids generally have poor eyesight, with a paler and narrower range of visible colors.
- You'll hear, smell, and see a lot of stuff that you might have preferred not to, and heightened senses are more vulnerable to overload as well (think wasabi crackers are hellish NOW?).
- People who don't know you will freak-out when they see you; some people who *do* know you will try to avoid you.
- The media won't stop pestering you, and neither will the scientific community.
- If you have Digitigrade feet, you'll have to figure out how to make your own shoes.
- Hygiene issues unique to your anatomy will arise.
- Good luck trying to find a hospital that will admit a non-human species --- or an applicable insurance plan, for that matter.
- There will be fierce legal issues surrounding a proposed marriage to a human... or even getting laid with one.
- Id you DO get married, you'll frequently be subjected to "tying the knot" jokes.
- Getting kicked in the jimmy could result in a very, VERY nasty broken bone... if you know what I mean.
- Fleas.
- Dogs will freak-out when they see you, and might spontaneously flee --- or attack you.
- Wearing a hat or a helmet will be difficult at best with a canine cranial geometry, and ears on top of your head.
- Accidentally closing a door on your tail would hurt like a motherf***er --- it's an extension of your spine!
- You have to wear the belt of your pants higher than normal, unless you're into that sort of thing... if you know what I mean.
- If you ever get within 5 miles of an Anthrocon, they'll pile all over you. XD
-Eyesight, well I got glasses, so perhaps a good prescription? :p
-Hightened senses, yeah pros and cons to that
-solution for them? G3 rifle :p
-my fursona is plantigrade, so I think its just a matter of getting bigger shows since I'll probably have claws on my footpaws.
-Hmm super absorbant towels after a shower to dry off all the fur? (Sham wow comes to mind)
-Fuck HMOS :p Hmm might go to Canada, at least the healthcare you don't have to pay out of pocket XD
-oh yeah that might be a problem in finding a girl friend unless she's into that sort of thing XD Probably will end up in a secret relationship
-Oh yeah, well don't women like it when you can last a long time? :p I mean the way canines mate and having like a half hour orgasm will definetly seem appealing XD
-oh yes shit that would hurt X3
-Yeah that could be a problem, hmm, I dunno if getting a German Shepherd as a puppy might make the bond better?
-yeah gonna need to cut holes in that hats
-oh yeah that would hurt, always watch your back
-oh yeah, having a sheath its attached to your belly for the most part so it would probably make your belt line go a bit higher to avoid squeezing it
-oh the furries would be so all over those who actually transformed into their fursona XD