So I lied. THIS is the last journal. Things keep popping in my head :p anyway, so big tough guy says to smaller guy "Suck my dick! Use your teeth and I'll slap your head." Right now I'm thinking, if it were me, and the guy was rude enough to say that, fuck I'd bite his dick off. You've got all that blood in your dick at the moment, and biting your dick off is gonna hurt you more than you punching me (if you can see past the tears streaming down your face and the amount of blood SPURTING from the hole in your crotch [cause now you're a bitch] and then we'll use your once useable dick as a dildo for your vag...[RECYLCING]). Ya'know? Don't be rude. Be a nice gentleman and say please :)

Random ass journal. Last one today. I swear.... >.>