I WANNA SUCK THE BOOZ OUT OF AN ALCOHOLIC'S TEET CUZ I'M 21 MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!! <3<3<3 I LOVE MOST OF YOU AND HATE SOME OF YOU!! THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR ALL THE BIRTHDAY WISHES
I GOT CRUNK, I SUNK A BATTLESHIP, I TOLD A FEW BITCHES TO GO FUNK THEMSELVES, I DRUNK MY WAY THROUGH THE STREETS OF RICHMOND, I MET A NICE HUNK, AND I FLUNKED MY SOBRIETY TEST YEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
MY LITTLE HINIE HAS GROWN THE FUCK UP ;__;
can't wait to get fucked up with you eventually. one of these days, alice.