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I have the guts, dammit!! DX (revamped.. and absurd)
18 years ago
Revamped my answers, just for fun:
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Over and over again, oh yeeeah.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning, afternoon, /and/ night. It's like.. hobbit-ness. But instead of second breakfast, it's OHMYGOD FUCK ME AGAIN!!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
My bed's too small for 'sides'.. kinda cot-sized. And in bigger ones, I end up kinda.. diagonally sprawled, or in the middleish.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Red meat, thanks. I'll take beef.. red and BLOODY. Carnivores for-the-win, yes.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I've now made it kind of an art.. /Pulling/ /over/ to puke is more amateurs. I prefer to just aim it out the window, watch that perfect brownish arc as it soars back and splatters into the windshield of whoever's behind us..
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
$20 per item. Including socks. One of these days I need to up the price a little, too.
7. Shower or bath?
For cleansing purposes.. shower. Of the hot variety. For fucking purposes.. shower. Of the hot variety. With someone.. of the hot variety. Against the tiled wall, thanks.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
It's been done. If you say you've never.. you're a fuckin liar. XD
9. Mexican or Chinese?
BEANS BEANS THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART, THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FART!! .. eh, I'd rather go hungry, I think?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Either or.. Just gimme some nice bruises and bitemarks, please-and-thankyou. And loud. LOUD. WHAT'S THAT? NO, DON'T WORRY, THE DEAFNESS IS ONLY TEMPORARY. Usually.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
OMGYES. My SOULMATE. I know we've only known each other two weeks, but we're gonna be together forever, and I'll never love anyone else, and OH OH, THE SEX IS SO GOOD!!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I probably don't know.. like.. anyone reading this. XD Hey you!! I'm gonna tell you all my dark and dirty secrets now!!
13. Love or money?
I'm gonna have to be a greedy, heartless twat and go with.. money. Fo' sho'.
14. Credit cards or cash?
My credit card has me all paranoid for some reason.. really weird. Like 'ACK SHIT, what is that, I didn't buy that! .. oh, haha, that's the Kinney Bracelet. Ignooore me.'
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
I'm on day FOUR of a straight-through family reunion that has me stuck living in and sleeping on the floor of my grandmother's apartment. So.. let's start with /her/, and work down the list. :D
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Hotel. With the.. air conditioning, and general lack of man-eating mosquitos. And room service. And RUNNING NAKED through whatever big event is being hosted. What're 5-stars for, after all? :D
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Not sure about 'weirdest'.. but most memorable/unusual was probably a closet. Ooh, and was it good.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Greedy twat, remember? But I /like/ my hair, dammit, so it'd better be a hell of a lot.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
A few times. More like.. I ended up where there happened to be strippers? And not of the sort that would hold interest, either.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yay, bars.. are actually not all that exciting. Especially when you're under 21 and too fuckin small to pass for it. XD But, yes.. I've been, more than once, for some reason or another.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Closest to it was.. my 'friend'/companion got the 'friendly suggestion' of leaving, and I followed after. Probably smart. Though one of these times I need to really get in a brawl, just to say I have.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No. XD Which is funny.. I'm so tiny, you'd think it'd happen. Just not enough of a drinker. I'm sure it'll happen soon enough. XD
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Ahahaha, yes. XD
24. Favorite drink?
Iced tea kinda stuff. Or something like Monster, just 'cause
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
That's such a junior-high thing. XD So, sure, sex-type things, but yeeears ago. It was never all that comfortable, though. I can remember trying to break one of the chair-arms off so it wouldn't gut me, but not any of the movies.. for obvious reasons.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Showeryay. But this question makes me think 'public bathroom'.. which, not yet. It's on my to-do list. Somewhere between 'learn to animate' and 'live in Europe' there resides 'honor the name of Brian Kinney by pulling that bathroom-fucking stunt out of 101'. XD
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Never worked with anyone worth sexing.. 'cause I've never worked all that much. But office-sex definitely has its appeal, for some reason. XD
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A.. few times. Sure. We'll say 'a few'.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
More than once? .. considerably more than once. :D
30. Have you been caught having sex?
I try to avoid that. DX .. hey, Speed. A sock on the door means 'I'm FUCKING, come back in an hour and we'll mock the poor bastard after he's gone!!'
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I have a website. Seriously.. you think I'm joking? Not fuckin joking!! DX Ask and I'll give you the address, just.. don't really feel like posting it on this, thanks. XD
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I'd say
speed .. but he 'tagged' /me/. So. Uhm. Bye. XD ... nowait! 
k-x XD 'cause she.. seems to enjoy when I throw these dumb things in her direction, anyway.
And, I'm getting Bioshock. Plus, collecting materials to make my first attempt at a Tober-plushie. Oh lord.. XD
.. and don't anyone take any of this seriously. I mean.. come on. XD
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Over and over again, oh yeeeah.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning, afternoon, /and/ night. It's like.. hobbit-ness. But instead of second breakfast, it's OHMYGOD FUCK ME AGAIN!!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
My bed's too small for 'sides'.. kinda cot-sized. And in bigger ones, I end up kinda.. diagonally sprawled, or in the middleish.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Red meat, thanks. I'll take beef.. red and BLOODY. Carnivores for-the-win, yes.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I've now made it kind of an art.. /Pulling/ /over/ to puke is more amateurs. I prefer to just aim it out the window, watch that perfect brownish arc as it soars back and splatters into the windshield of whoever's behind us..
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
$20 per item. Including socks. One of these days I need to up the price a little, too.
7. Shower or bath?
For cleansing purposes.. shower. Of the hot variety. For fucking purposes.. shower. Of the hot variety. With someone.. of the hot variety. Against the tiled wall, thanks.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
It's been done. If you say you've never.. you're a fuckin liar. XD
9. Mexican or Chinese?
BEANS BEANS THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART, THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FART!! .. eh, I'd rather go hungry, I think?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Either or.. Just gimme some nice bruises and bitemarks, please-and-thankyou. And loud. LOUD. WHAT'S THAT? NO, DON'T WORRY, THE DEAFNESS IS ONLY TEMPORARY. Usually.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
OMGYES. My SOULMATE. I know we've only known each other two weeks, but we're gonna be together forever, and I'll never love anyone else, and OH OH, THE SEX IS SO GOOD!!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I probably don't know.. like.. anyone reading this. XD Hey you!! I'm gonna tell you all my dark and dirty secrets now!!
13. Love or money?
I'm gonna have to be a greedy, heartless twat and go with.. money. Fo' sho'.
14. Credit cards or cash?
My credit card has me all paranoid for some reason.. really weird. Like 'ACK SHIT, what is that, I didn't buy that! .. oh, haha, that's the Kinney Bracelet. Ignooore me.'
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
I'm on day FOUR of a straight-through family reunion that has me stuck living in and sleeping on the floor of my grandmother's apartment. So.. let's start with /her/, and work down the list. :D
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Hotel. With the.. air conditioning, and general lack of man-eating mosquitos. And room service. And RUNNING NAKED through whatever big event is being hosted. What're 5-stars for, after all? :D
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Not sure about 'weirdest'.. but most memorable/unusual was probably a closet. Ooh, and was it good.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Greedy twat, remember? But I /like/ my hair, dammit, so it'd better be a hell of a lot.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
A few times. More like.. I ended up where there happened to be strippers? And not of the sort that would hold interest, either.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yay, bars.. are actually not all that exciting. Especially when you're under 21 and too fuckin small to pass for it. XD But, yes.. I've been, more than once, for some reason or another.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Closest to it was.. my 'friend'/companion got the 'friendly suggestion' of leaving, and I followed after. Probably smart. Though one of these times I need to really get in a brawl, just to say I have.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No. XD Which is funny.. I'm so tiny, you'd think it'd happen. Just not enough of a drinker. I'm sure it'll happen soon enough. XD
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Ahahaha, yes. XD
24. Favorite drink?
Iced tea kinda stuff. Or something like Monster, just 'cause
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
That's such a junior-high thing. XD So, sure, sex-type things, but yeeears ago. It was never all that comfortable, though. I can remember trying to break one of the chair-arms off so it wouldn't gut me, but not any of the movies.. for obvious reasons.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Showeryay. But this question makes me think 'public bathroom'.. which, not yet. It's on my to-do list. Somewhere between 'learn to animate' and 'live in Europe' there resides 'honor the name of Brian Kinney by pulling that bathroom-fucking stunt out of 101'. XD
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Never worked with anyone worth sexing.. 'cause I've never worked all that much. But office-sex definitely has its appeal, for some reason. XD
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A.. few times. Sure. We'll say 'a few'.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
More than once? .. considerably more than once. :D
30. Have you been caught having sex?
I try to avoid that. DX .. hey, Speed. A sock on the door means 'I'm FUCKING, come back in an hour and we'll mock the poor bastard after he's gone!!'
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I have a website. Seriously.. you think I'm joking? Not fuckin joking!! DX Ask and I'll give you the address, just.. don't really feel like posting it on this, thanks. XD
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I'd say
speed .. but he 'tagged' /me/. So. Uhm. Bye. XD ... nowait! 
k-x XD 'cause she.. seems to enjoy when I throw these dumb things in her direction, anyway.And, I'm getting Bioshock. Plus, collecting materials to make my first attempt at a Tober-plushie. Oh lord.. XD
.. and don't anyone take any of this seriously. I mean.. come on. XD
Theres also xtube, but I tire of all the old men on that site...and self-jack videos. Is everyone really that interested in watching other people masturbate or are those people just hideously insecure? IMHO when you've seen one headless masturbation video, you've seen them all.
".. and don't anyone take any of this seriously. I mean.. come on."