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Sex Meme stolened from Dusty!
18 years ago
She offered it for kidnaps, so I snatched it. Yay, sex!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
A: Yes and a few I have.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
A: Morning is nice if there's time, Afternoon's a delight, and Night is time for romance.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
A: The right-hand side.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
A: Beef, raw, red and bloody.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
A: Once or twice when I was younger.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
A: Yes, but that was just the beginning.
7. Shower or bath?
A: A nice scalding hot shower is best.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
A: Call me gross, but pipes is pipes.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
A: Augh! Two great tastes, one difficult choice! For authentic, go mexican, for take out, go chinese. Crappy chinese take-out is awesome!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
A: I like to play rough occasionaly, bite and scratch me, make me bleed for it, but the rest of the time I enjoy not just fucking but making love. (obligatory lame-ended 'awwww....')
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
A: Nope, my FiRo doesn't believe in FA.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
A: A few, but not particularly well.
13. Love or money?
A: Love, always and forever love.
14. Credit cards or cash?
A: Cash, I have problems not being able to tally my funds on a whim.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
A: Fuck yes, I could make a list of the manky twats.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
A: Well, how about I set the bed on fire and roast marshmallows, huh? For asthetics, camping, for comfort the hotel.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A: In the back of a moving pickup driving down I-75.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
A: Okay....which head, because I have that one pretty much taken care of.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
A: A few times.
20. Ever been to a bar?
A: I used to work at one, so I'd say YES.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
A: Nope. I always made sure others took the fall.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
A: Nah, I've always been able to stumble away, or I just pass out wherever I end up.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
A: Often and with much gusto.
24. Favorite drink?
A: Gin and tonic, tall, ice cold.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
A: Never proper sex, but oral on both ends.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
A: Atleast once.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
A: That's not ranch sauce! ....I mean...no.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A: Manager of a Starship Ent. for a year and a half, thank you.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
A: Let's hear it for employee discounts and scratched/unpresentable merchandise.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
A: More often than I'd like to admit.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
A: Only one, and she's the only that ever will.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
A: I'm actualy surprized that KinkyGirl hasn't hit it up yet.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
A: Yes and a few I have.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
A: Morning is nice if there's time, Afternoon's a delight, and Night is time for romance.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
A: The right-hand side.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
A: Beef, raw, red and bloody.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
A: Once or twice when I was younger.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
A: Yes, but that was just the beginning.
7. Shower or bath?
A: A nice scalding hot shower is best.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
A: Call me gross, but pipes is pipes.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
A: Augh! Two great tastes, one difficult choice! For authentic, go mexican, for take out, go chinese. Crappy chinese take-out is awesome!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
A: I like to play rough occasionaly, bite and scratch me, make me bleed for it, but the rest of the time I enjoy not just fucking but making love. (obligatory lame-ended 'awwww....')
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
A: Nope, my FiRo doesn't believe in FA.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
A: A few, but not particularly well.
13. Love or money?
A: Love, always and forever love.
14. Credit cards or cash?
A: Cash, I have problems not being able to tally my funds on a whim.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
A: Fuck yes, I could make a list of the manky twats.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
A: Well, how about I set the bed on fire and roast marshmallows, huh? For asthetics, camping, for comfort the hotel.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A: In the back of a moving pickup driving down I-75.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
A: Okay....which head, because I have that one pretty much taken care of.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
A: A few times.
20. Ever been to a bar?
A: I used to work at one, so I'd say YES.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
A: Nope. I always made sure others took the fall.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
A: Nah, I've always been able to stumble away, or I just pass out wherever I end up.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
A: Often and with much gusto.
24. Favorite drink?
A: Gin and tonic, tall, ice cold.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
A: Never proper sex, but oral on both ends.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
A: Atleast once.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
A: That's not ranch sauce! ....I mean...no.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A: Manager of a Starship Ent. for a year and a half, thank you.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
A: Let's hear it for employee discounts and scratched/unpresentable merchandise.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
A: More often than I'd like to admit.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
A: Only one, and she's the only that ever will.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
A: I'm actualy surprized that KinkyGirl hasn't hit it up yet.
