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Lets talk about sex BAY-BEE
18 years ago
Let's talk about YOU AND ME!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
There are, in fact, people on my friends list that I HAVE had sex with.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night and morning are PRISTINE times for sexual relations. If I had my way, I think I'd get it right before I go to sleep and right after I wake up in the morning.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Shower or bath?
I usually shower, but I LOVE a nice warm bath with scented candles and a good book.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
...sometimes. IT'S ALL DRAINS, RIGHT?!
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Food or men?
HA!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I like a little agression, but I'm not into the whole hardcore-bondage thing. DO NOT HIT ME. I hit back.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Yes. With all of my heart.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I've met a few of them personally, but for the most part no.
13. Love or money?
Love. But money is nice.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
OH MY GOD HOTEL. The honeymoon suite in the Hilton would be preferred.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A bathrrom stall at a nightclub.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
I do this FOR FREE.
I hate having body hair.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
There aren't any all-male strip clubs in my area anymore.
I HAVE been to one of the ones with boobs and non-penis-stuffed-g-strings, but I just kind of stayed at the bar and drank.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes, but CLUBS are miles beyond those dingy dives.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
HA! Oh yes.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
That's the only way I play.
24. Favorite drink?
I love green tea. And water.
And Jack Daniels and Grey Goose and even BEER.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes. Magazines, mostly...
Sad, SAD DiDi...
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Not exactly.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Dogu might...
I have dirty pics of him ^.^
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Better question: Who is actually going to READ this?
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
There are, in fact, people on my friends list that I HAVE had sex with.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night and morning are PRISTINE times for sexual relations. If I had my way, I think I'd get it right before I go to sleep and right after I wake up in the morning.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Shower or bath?
I usually shower, but I LOVE a nice warm bath with scented candles and a good book.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
...sometimes. IT'S ALL DRAINS, RIGHT?!
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Food or men?
HA!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I like a little agression, but I'm not into the whole hardcore-bondage thing. DO NOT HIT ME. I hit back.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Yes. With all of my heart.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I've met a few of them personally, but for the most part no.
13. Love or money?
Love. But money is nice.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
OH MY GOD HOTEL. The honeymoon suite in the Hilton would be preferred.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A bathrrom stall at a nightclub.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
I do this FOR FREE.
I hate having body hair.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
There aren't any all-male strip clubs in my area anymore.
I HAVE been to one of the ones with boobs and non-penis-stuffed-g-strings, but I just kind of stayed at the bar and drank.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes, but CLUBS are miles beyond those dingy dives.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
HA! Oh yes.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
That's the only way I play.
24. Favorite drink?
I love green tea. And water.
And Jack Daniels and Grey Goose and even BEER.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes. Magazines, mostly...
Sad, SAD DiDi...
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Not exactly.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Dogu might...
I have dirty pics of him ^.^
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Better question: Who is actually going to READ this?
Sue me. XD