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Pigeons. ftw
14 years ago
I'm here to tell you about the three things in life that matter most.
Fast Trucks, Fast Food, and Fast WomenClick for epic pigeon attack
I've been leading a very boring life lately. Both senses of the word. At work all I've been using is a CNC VBM, or Computer Controlled Vertical Boring Mill. Exciting.
Also, I'm getting my car ready for the long trip to Fur Fright next month. gonna be epic.
READY THE BEAST
-Cop- *Throws pigeon*
-Robber- *Momentary Shock caused by pigeon to face*
-Cop- *Cuffs*
Even better..
-Cop- *Throws Pigeon*
-Magician- I know this trick all too well.. *Pigeon flies into hat*
-Cop- *Tases Magician*
The Beast Lives!!!
AWESOME! Didja take the muffler off yet?
The carwash ate my muffler. The tall grass in the field claimed the second one. The curb at the grocery store took the last one. Do we really need mufflers? The car seems to reject them.