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An Angry Fan Writes
14 years ago
Nothing makes me happier than to read the many, many (translation: rare) notes I get from people who like my characters or the commissions. I do actually read them all....eventually. So let's peruse the inbox and see what golden grains of knowledge I've been sent today.
"You jerkwad"
Granted, it's no 'hi', or 'how are you' but damn if it's not eye-catching. You've intrigued me sir, so I shall proceed with reading.
"I'm fucking sick and tired of seeing your stupid pics everywhere."
Yes, apologies about that. I really shouldn't have whored them out to advertising companies what with them obviously being inescapable on the television, radio and in print, and not a niche community on the internet. And having their images beamed onto the surface of the moon was, in hindsight, a little bit ostentatious.
"I can only get one commission every few months, and it sickens me to see you getting all these pics."
You think that's bad, you should see my vast collection of wage slips and forty+ hour working weeks. I seriously can't get enough of them. Or saving up for things I want in advance. God, I love a good hard save, me.
"Just because you suck artist cock to get freebies."
Woah. Woah, woah woah, woah now. This will not stand. Some of them have vaginas.
"You're the biggest asshole on the internet."
I seriously doubt that. Have you looked up Goatse?
"Just because sheeple like anything buff, you think you're popular."
Whawhohuh? Popular, me? You must have me confused with yourself, good sir. Clearly a stellar personality such as yours must have veritable groupies hanging off its wang of clear superiority.
"Who the fuck even likes wasps?'
Hmm, spiders mostly. Dumb cats. Unscrupulous exterminators.
"Go fuck yourself."
No, for I am evidently MR. POPULAR FURRY! I shall command one of my worthless peons to come over here and attend to me. And they shall be elevated in status by it. They crowd from miles around just to behold my mighty hand! Temples shall be erected, erections shall be templed! Cats will lie with dogs, and a glorious new age of me will break with the dawn! REJOICE
"Signed,
REDACTED"
Well, that was polite of him.
"You jerkwad"
Granted, it's no 'hi', or 'how are you' but damn if it's not eye-catching. You've intrigued me sir, so I shall proceed with reading.
"I'm fucking sick and tired of seeing your stupid pics everywhere."
Yes, apologies about that. I really shouldn't have whored them out to advertising companies what with them obviously being inescapable on the television, radio and in print, and not a niche community on the internet. And having their images beamed onto the surface of the moon was, in hindsight, a little bit ostentatious.
"I can only get one commission every few months, and it sickens me to see you getting all these pics."
You think that's bad, you should see my vast collection of wage slips and forty+ hour working weeks. I seriously can't get enough of them. Or saving up for things I want in advance. God, I love a good hard save, me.
"Just because you suck artist cock to get freebies."
Woah. Woah, woah woah, woah now. This will not stand. Some of them have vaginas.
"You're the biggest asshole on the internet."
I seriously doubt that. Have you looked up Goatse?
"Just because sheeple like anything buff, you think you're popular."
Whawhohuh? Popular, me? You must have me confused with yourself, good sir. Clearly a stellar personality such as yours must have veritable groupies hanging off its wang of clear superiority.
"Who the fuck even likes wasps?'
Hmm, spiders mostly. Dumb cats. Unscrupulous exterminators.
"Go fuck yourself."
No, for I am evidently MR. POPULAR FURRY! I shall command one of my worthless peons to come over here and attend to me. And they shall be elevated in status by it. They crowd from miles around just to behold my mighty hand! Temples shall be erected, erections shall be templed! Cats will lie with dogs, and a glorious new age of me will break with the dawn! REJOICE
"Signed,
REDACTED"
Well, that was polite of him.
Yeah some people are just Dickheads.
Hates gonna hate.
LOVE IT.
http://wtfhub.com/wp-content/upload.....hate-eagle.jpg
The exact same person exclaiming their love for you in public, or writing hate mail?
After reading that paragraph of dribble seems this guy has issues.
You get people like this in life best advice is to ignore them.
Oh, but just think of those big, throbbing thoraxes....
Haha. This was amusing.
Also, I would say you are pretty popular...well, your characters are at any rate :P
Want me to waste his ass bro?
lol..........erections templing
lol
I salute to you, Ser Diar! I don't think I could have replied in such a witty fashion. >:3
I've seen some stupid-ass people before, but what the flippin' fuck, lol.
Did you ever return a note to him? I'm assuming no, which WOULD be the better choice, given his ridiculous behavior, haha.
*Leans in to whisper* He's just mad because he has a boner for Ivan.
Nothing like jealousy to remind us how stupid we could have been if we where someone else xD
As for him having a bitchfit about you taking slots? go to another damned artist. Supply with demand. Thats how the world works. If yer not in fast enough, you lose. End of story.
He needs to man the hell up lol.
Even I have had responses like this from people like this in the fandom, they just don't know how to take it when you have the kind of attention they want. I did a panel once at a con and some other fur had wanted to do the same panel but a friend and I put in for it 10 months in advance almost and he waited till 3 weeks before the con to inquire and then later heckled us both on the internets it made me feel special, hehe
There is no need to be that angry and offensive. I mean come on.....
I've gotten some stupid notes about asking me to draw giant penises, and I did get some criticism mail for posting red border pics, but never that sort of hatemail.
Haters gonna hate is right :U
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4563097/
but overall, this made me lol
Wow, really? I haven't seen your pictures all over the place. I mean... there are some furs who get a LOT of exposure, especially as they commission the same characters over and over and over again, but you're not one of them.
Yeah, I can't keep up with journals, so I often fall far behind, then go through them in one fell deletion swoop.