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Unsexual sexual meme - from Leucrotta's Journal
17 years ago
Got from <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/.....rotta</a>;
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. There are people on my friends list I _have_ had sex with.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night. After a shower and toothbrushing.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The top side. No, really, I usually sleep on the right. Or whatever side is away from the wall, because my mate likes to sleep by the wall.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes. But not to have sex with. Is this supposed to be some kind of clever euphemism?
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I don't recall having done so. I sure hope this isn't supposed to be a sex question.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. But I do it all the time just because I like to be naked. I thought of having a reverse-strip webcam, where people could send me money to put my clothes back on.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower usually.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Uh, what?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
I love several people on my friends list.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope.
13. Love or money?
Love.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yes.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Depends. Who's paying?
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Miami. Florida is a really weird place.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends who wanted me to do it. If they were creepy, no. But I have shaved my whole body for art before.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope. But I've kicked people out.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Certainly not.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes. But I'm not much into kissing.
24. Favorite drink?
Dr. Pepper.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Does shower sex count?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Only if you count technicalities (I work from home, so I've had sex in my place of work, but not during working hours).
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
I wouldn't use the word caught. That would imply that I was doing it on the sly. I have had people accidentally walk in on me though.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yes.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Probably a few people I know. # [EMAIL] [/EMAIL] # [EMAIL] [/EMAIL]
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. There are people on my friends list I _have_ had sex with.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night. After a shower and toothbrushing.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The top side. No, really, I usually sleep on the right. Or whatever side is away from the wall, because my mate likes to sleep by the wall.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes. But not to have sex with. Is this supposed to be some kind of clever euphemism?
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I don't recall having done so. I sure hope this isn't supposed to be a sex question.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. But I do it all the time just because I like to be naked. I thought of having a reverse-strip webcam, where people could send me money to put my clothes back on.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower usually.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Uh, what?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
I love several people on my friends list.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope.
13. Love or money?
Love.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yes.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Depends. Who's paying?
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Miami. Florida is a really weird place.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends who wanted me to do it. If they were creepy, no. But I have shaved my whole body for art before.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope. But I've kicked people out.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Certainly not.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes. But I'm not much into kissing.
24. Favorite drink?
Dr. Pepper.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Does shower sex count?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Only if you count technicalities (I work from home, so I've had sex in my place of work, but not during working hours).
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
I wouldn't use the word caught. That would imply that I was doing it on the sly. I have had people accidentally walk in on me though.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yes.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Probably a few people I know. # [EMAIL] [/EMAIL] # [EMAIL] [/EMAIL]
