But bronies are rubbish, as opposed to fat bunnies which are garbage, an important difference, as fat bunnies sit around in garbage cans decomposing, producing stench, and that stench reminds everyone of how they suck, inversely, people, specifically bums, light rubbish bins (not garbage cans, according to this rambling i'm writing now) aflame, meaning bronies get burnt to ash before they decompose enough to stink, so people assure themselves bronies don't suck, partly because assure says ass in it, but mainly because if bizarre ponies and fat bunnies both sucked, and stank enough for people to notice, then they would consider the world a pretty depressing place, which is the primary problem, the secondary being its considerably pas midnight now, & I should be trying to sleep rather than thinking of gibberish that, while not actually saying anything, amuses me enough to actually share it on the internet