Rp with me if you'd like but, fare warning!!!
14 years ago
I'm super hyper from having like four energy drinks to many.
*I playfully dart around the room, braking stuff & leaving a big mess everywhere I go (mostly from my tail.) Bites a hold of a pillow as I playfully growl as I violently shake & shred the pillow. Feathers are seen all over the place*
*I playfully dart around the room, braking stuff & leaving a big mess everywhere I go (mostly from my tail.) Bites a hold of a pillow as I playfully growl as I violently shake & shred the pillow. Feathers are seen all over the place*
The autopilot commands the ships engines to shift space and the craft arives instantly just outside the event horizon of a black hole which makes a lovely vision to enjoy a meal by. The ships engines power down and the string vibrations of the engines rift excitation coils returns to the universal phase equivilant.
The ships field generators activate automatically in the presence of hard radiation and begin to align the string vibrations of the vacuum outside the ship forming a invisible bubble surounding the craft. The radiation levels inside the bubble return to normal background levels.
Welcome to my ship. Relax and put your paws up for a bit. Much like the Doctor's tardis, this ship is bigger on the inside than outside. Feel free to explore after your meal and you may discover some very interesting artifacts. Be carefull not to break them though. I spent a long time collecting them.
RELAX!?!?! How do you expect me to do that, when you've taken me against my will?!?!? You also many like to know there's no where in space or time you can go that Dream Crusher (my gundam) won't go to retrieve me. So if you don't want your ship to come under attack once he arrives then I suggest you explain why you have brought me here & speak quickly?! Once my gundam is in the area you'll know very quickly... *I smile at you with a dark secret in mind*
You will notice you have a collar on with an emerald embedded within it. If you choose to leave just press the emerald. It will return you to your craft.
Im a playful lion, not an evil one. I like to travel amonst the stars, enjoy the sights, and find new worlds to traid with. I specialize on arms trade and have equipment from many different culters.
So for the time being, enjoy the view. I will pour us more drink and put on one h..l of a party after. I got an entertainment system like you wont believe.
Oh, also, this ship is like the tardis in another way too. It can do limitted time travel so if you have any time you would like to visit, she can do it provided she and i have not already been there. Im afraid each destination is one time only. And no overlappng. Ya get a very rude suprise if you do so.
*down in the cargo bay, I climb into Dream Crusher, grabbing a heavy box, climbs back out & hands it to you* This chip came from the hardest bounty I ever had to battle. Install this chip into your ship so that if I ever have to fight somewhere around you, all your ships electrical, your AI, your shields... Everything won't shut down & fry on you. Dream Crusher is equipped few dozed types of repeat plasma pulse systems. The first wave goes off & shut everything off. The second wave goes off & kills all, AI's, computers, form the weapons to the motors. Even your transporter will get destroy. There only one other chip like it & it's already equipped to Dream Crusher but, this chip is designed to protect everything. Also hands you a my message line. If you ever have a problems with humans or... Well, anything at all let me know & I'll on my way.
No need bro, Dream Crusher also can rip time. That's why I gave you my message line, the only deference is that I repeat visit anytime. It's the only way I can keep up with all the bounty heads.
Chris sighs, and wishes inwardly that Zero had decided to stick around then speaks to Eve, the ships AI. "Eve, lets go visit another galaxy for a couple days. Pick one at random that we have not already visited and prepare for shift. Wake me when we arive."
Chris heads for his sleeping chamber and curls up on the rug and drifts back in time when he was still human. Tears roll down his cheeks in his sleep as he dreams of his human children.
*trys to call you on the message line* Yo Chris! You there buddy?
The answering machine takes the call. You have reached starship furtopia. No one is here to answer the comm right now as lions sleep 20 hours or a taran day. Please leave a message at the beep. If you are placing a distress call please hang up and dial 911. If you want Eve to track you and shift to your location, please dial *69. If you wish to hide your identiy please dial *70 Haha, I already have it Zero, so don't bother....
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Click,
Hello? .... Hello? If this is Tim, this is not funny. Im not getting enough sleep with you calling all the time.... Hello?
(almost forgot to add it's been about six months since are last in counter)
Hey Tim, I'm sorry for disturbing your sleep but, is it possible for you to open you bay door? I'm not in very good shape & (coughs & spits up some blood) I really could use some medical attension. *Dream Chusher is seen out your window half destroyed & flying on only one emergency jet engine*
Eve consults with the emh, reports "Zero has many broken bones and tissue damage no doubt from the impacts of what ever weapon destroyed his ship. Zero has also been exposed to high doses of radiation. It also seams that his tissue is out of phase with universal normal. No doubt the result of an un-sucsessful time travel attempt or a failed de-materialization. It is possible that he was attacked but it is possible that the damage seen is the result of trying to use the technology in the weapon you gave him without a full understanding of it. Just because you can manipulate strings and understand the technology does not mean that every one does. You should be careful who..."
"Eve!" Chris interrupts and growls anoyed at being lectured by Eve yet again. He asks, "Can Zero be saved?"
Eve responds after several moments delay consulting with the emh again, "Yes, but recovery will require a long convolesance. The radiation poisoning will require several treatments to eliminate and heal the tissues."
Chris orders, "Ok, tell the emh to spare no effort and to get to work immediately. Please set a crew of maintinance robots to work on the dream crusher. Secure it against any possible detonations then repair it. While your at it, give it a set of shift drives, and string emmiters. Oh by the way, raise shields and arm weapons in case he was followed. Prepare for a shift out of this space in short order and see if you can determine if Zero has next of kin."
Eve responds, "I'm already on it. automated defences went up as soon as I got a look at that craft. A course for tera has been plotted and I will be shifting as soon as the engines are warmed up. The string emitters are at 75 percent of rating and the shield bubble is strong enough to repell the core of a newtron star. The remaining 25 percent will be possible once the engines are on line and power can be extracted from their emitters."
Chris stops at the ships comisary to pick out a get well card and a slab of bacon.
Several moments pass. Eve is busy recalling the scavenger bots from the near by astroid belt and begins standard defensive procedures. Eve responds, "I have detected a large number of aproaching space craft. Zero managed to inform me that he was indeed pursued by unfreindlies of a particularly nasty breed with very dangerous weapons. He advised running, but knowing you that is not what we will do.
Chris cosiders for a moment then answers, "Your right Eve. We are not just gonna tuck tail and run. Lets set up shop and have a bit of fun. Belay standard procedures and follow these instructions.
As soon as you can get the shields up to rated strength but in the mean time fire up a dark star constelation and an a dozen stasis torpedos. Deploy the torpedos around your self and spread them apart by one au forming a sphere and arm them. Place the constelation in orbit around this system's sun and arm them. when those ships are about one au away, manuver away from them along their path keeping one au ahead of them, then when they they are within the sphere, activate the stasis field. That should trap most of em but if there are any stragglers, detonate the dark star constelation and shift out of here before we get hit by the blast.
Chris, are you aware that the dark star constelation is a dooms day weapon? It will instantly shift the phase of all string vibration within the star and instantly the entire star's mass will be converted to energy. All life within one million light years distance will eventually be exterminated as the radiation bubble expands. I sugjest that we dial back the constelation so that it only converts .00001 percent of the stars mass. That will confine the destruction to a distance of about 1000 light years distance. Acording to my records that will only affect non life baring plannets unless the human mutants have established a colony near by."
Chris responds, "I'm aware, go ahead and dial the constelation back. It will serve its purpose. Also deploy a set of dirty tail pipes outside the sphere of stasis torpedos and prepare them to shift to random destonations when we shift. That should confuse any possible survivers and prevent them from following us. When all is in place, arm all shift cannon turrets so the mutants will see the energy signatures and come running. Let me know when everything is battle ready. What is your estimate when you will be ready and how long will it take the mutants to get here?"
Eve calculates, the answers, "I will comlete preperations in about an hour. The mutants will arive at one au distand in about four hours at present speed. If they have shift technology, it has not been evedent."
Chris picks the card and bacon back up and heads for the sick bay. His brow furrows with worry for his freind.
The injections begin to work. The substance of one injection begins kelation of the radiactive materials so that they will pass as urin. The substance of a second injection starts the vital organs healing. The third injecection keeps Zero unconsous to prevent him from feeling the pain of all the bone manipulation and tissue generation.
Soon Zero's bones are healed and his tissues suficiantly regrown to allow him to become consous again. Zero is wheeled out of the bone regeneration chamber and the emh injects a antidote to the anisthesia medication along with a broad spectum of antibiotics.
The emh also programs a set of nanobots to continue releasing the tissue regeneration factor along with the kelation agents. The nano bots are also tasked with repairing the nerons of the brain so that Zero will not suffer early onset of dimensia from the physical damage of being thrown around his ships cabin.
Chris arives at the sick bay entrance and enters plastering a broad smile on his face despite the aweful pain in the pit of his stomach at the sight of Zero's raggid and beaten body. Forgetting him self, he drops the card and bacon and bolts for Zero and grabs in full on lion hug and showers Zero in head rubs.
Chris regains control of him self and lets go, stoops and picks up the bacon and card hands them to Zero. Chris exclaims, "I'm so glad your ok. Good thing that bacon is wrapped and Tell me Zero, how did you get in this pickle?"