FA+
Shop
That Effing Banner!!
14 years ago
Holy fuckballs, can you believe the blatant favoritism around here?! Fine! I get it! You like fall! That doesn't automatically make every God-damned FA user an autumn fan. Or "Brotumns", or whatever the hell you call yourselves these days. I can't keep up with your stupid seasonal trends! It's bad enough we have Mother Nature trying to cram it down our throats every year; Now we're exposed to blatant autumnal propaganda every time we're online here?! Unconscionable!
This banner also illustrates your continuing campaign against bears, FA! You're obviously trying to trick them into hibernation early! There can be only one explanation: You hate bears! Racist!!
And have you spared a single thought for your registered users who, through no fault of their own, live in the southern hemisphere? This is their spring! I can picture them now, lost under the influence of your false banner. They bundle on layer upon layer of full body length Alpaca-wool underwear, and stumble out, numb and blind, into a scorching inferno. They curse your name with their last breath, writhing in heat stroke's death grip!
Don't even get me started on your gratuitous depiction of dead and dying leaves. Think of all the.. planties?
(seriously though, that's a very pretty banner)
This banner also illustrates your continuing campaign against bears, FA! You're obviously trying to trick them into hibernation early! There can be only one explanation: You hate bears! Racist!!
And have you spared a single thought for your registered users who, through no fault of their own, live in the southern hemisphere? This is their spring! I can picture them now, lost under the influence of your false banner. They bundle on layer upon layer of full body length Alpaca-wool underwear, and stumble out, numb and blind, into a scorching inferno. They curse your name with their last breath, writhing in heat stroke's death grip!
Don't even get me started on your gratuitous depiction of dead and dying leaves. Think of all the.. planties?
(seriously though, that's a very pretty banner)
I needed that XD
Just sayin' ;3
Not saying I justify the people going on a pointless tirade over this shit, but I also can't stand these people on the completely opposite end. They're obliviously irritating in pretty much the same way as the guys they're trying to make fun of. They don't deserve the right to tell people they can't complain as much as those people have no right saying others can't enjoy something. Both sides are just as guilty.
Burn 'em all.
Ya know, "brotumn" rhymes with "scrotum". BOOYAH!
MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION!!
Stupid americans.
epic
Not sure I get the gag.
HB
No but seriously, this banner's nice. It's actually artwork!
Aussie springs look weird. It's basically Winter but with more rain and more sun. Don't ask how that works.
The last week or so has been rather wet here in NZ, with more rain forecast. Oddly, my city has just erected an ice skating rink in the CBD until October 25, and most of the time it'll be raining. :p
WIN.
>_>
<_<
1) Being a Bear, I shall not Hibernate this year!
2) I LOVE WARM SUMMERS... so I'm moving to Australia for 6 months (j/k... I can' afford shit).
3) I'll be searching for a nice Moose "Cow" for Nani to grope and ... well... I want to help ease your frustrations. Though I'm sure any female would love to spend a day & evening with the famous NaniMoose.
"Hemisphe-centrics!"
BURN IT ALLLLL DOOOOWWWWN
I wonder what poor sea creature will choke on that scarf that this character seems to be thoughtlessly letting fly away in the wind.