My Weekend, by Pimpypants McGee, age 6
17 years ago
This weekend I went to see art at the Billy Shire gallery. It was good. I liked it very much.
Then, I drew some pornographic pictures and watched some porn with friends.
Yesterday, I slept a lot, wanked a lot, drew and wrote a lot, and then I got some chicken with Boyfriend ™ and we watched Warm Water Under A Red Bridge, a movie about female ejaculation by Shohei Imamura.
I would like to state for the record that I, for one, am all for this newfangled "booty pop" thing that all of the black girls are doing these days. There should be more of this all around, except if you don't have a booty (Gwen Stefani). I heartily approve.
Then, I drew some pornographic pictures and watched some porn with friends.
Yesterday, I slept a lot, wanked a lot, drew and wrote a lot, and then I got some chicken with Boyfriend ™ and we watched Warm Water Under A Red Bridge, a movie about female ejaculation by Shohei Imamura.
I would like to state for the record that I, for one, am all for this newfangled "booty pop" thing that all of the black girls are doing these days. There should be more of this all around, except if you don't have a booty (Gwen Stefani). I heartily approve.