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Shameless Sex Meme
17 years ago
Ah well, attempting to be shameless here... that's the point here. Shamelessness and all.
I'm shameless, I wish...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Ha ha yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Sex whenever the feeling's right.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Erm... left. I think.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
I'm Vegetarian, but... chicken.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
No, I ride a bicycle. I would just lean over you see. Heh heh, vomit jokes. Height of wit.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. No-one has offered me money. z: )
7. Shower or bath?
Erm, shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Nope, I stopped being under five quite some time ago. z: )
Oh! There was that time I peed on somone IN a shower. That was wierd. I mean, it was mainly like urinating but the tree made noise.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Oh, Mexican, by a long way. Apart from with regard to Vegetable Spring Rolls. Those are the exception. Those are excellent.
Unless this is meant to be a racial preference for sex. Huh, couldn't be that, could it? Grief, I know this is meant to be shameless and all but come now... that's awkward. I plead lack of experience.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Now that's a complicated question. Let's say that most of the time I like to play the predator, so accept your fate I'll be happy, resist and I'll be happier. Demonstrate that you are the predator and... well, I suppose both works then as well. Pointless question, really.
Though erm, the hope I'll find an aggressive female someday is one that keeps me up at night.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Love has brought me nothing but pain. Now I refuse to acknowledge it.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, unfortunately I do not. Wouldn't want to be a pest though.
13. Love or money?
That's a horrible question, I'm not answering that.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Paying by plastic ftw. So convenient.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Nah, I'd have to have paid attention to my family in the first place.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping. That holds a lot more magic for me than a hotel whch will still look crappy around the seems and where I'd just feel out of place.
Plus, whilst camping, I can take my guitar. We could smoke and drink to our hearts content and just appreciate the environment.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
No-where wierd. Boring bastards and their need for comfortable beds... I wanted to be adventurous but nooooo, someone might be looking through the window or... yes, bitter about this one. Dammit! I want to do it outdoors! Why can't peope actually be more spontaneous?
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Forget the head and then we'll talk - or you feel my teeth.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No. Paying too much for drinks just to be teased? That's a cruel and unusual punishment. I would cry. z: )
20. Ever been to a bar?
Hah hah yes.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Hah hah! Yes!
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nah, I got up.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes, it's the other sex I've never kissed.
24. Favorite drink?
Tea with milk and no sugar... and Vodka and Port and Dark Rum and Newcastle Brown Ale and...
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No...
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, in the shower once almost twice.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No. No chance.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep. I still don't know if they use it though.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes. That was pretty bad.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Actually, yes. Just f**king ask I've got nothing to hide and no shame. Indulge my desperate need for attention. Allow my vanity some grounds for survival on account that someone finds me interesting. I'm so frustrated I have turned to occasional exhibitionism, yes.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Hmmmm.... hmmmmm..... hmmmmm.... Tanukisan and Altage. Just because I want to know what they'd write. z: )
Well, I had a wonderful festive season thanks to my hand injury. z: )
Whereas I was going to be in on both Christmas Day and New Years Day (preventing celebration on New Years Eve) because my employers are soulless bastards, thanks to having been injured, I have had a WONDERFUL time with family and friends. It's been excellent and I've started the new year with a good feeling.
So! I'm still off work with a hand injury and that's been... pretty good.
It's been an essentual chance to de-stress, actually. Work took me to the edge of breaking down emotionally because I can't not care about people and I stress and stress. The shift patterns were breaking me down physically (and mentally too.)
Lately, I've been mainly playing Eve Online (always) and reading Green Lantern comics. I started at 1960 and now I'm up to January 1987 (no. 208.) That's been a lot of fun and I have termed the whole experience, "The slow mental breakdown of Hal Jordan." That guy is cracking RIGHT up. z: )
Things have been fun on Eve too, we've got a bunch of new people in the corp including a couple of my RL friends and I'm finally making decent ISK these days, so I can be all mentorish. z: )
Ah well, I suppose that's enough of an update for now.
I'm shameless, I wish...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Ha ha yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Sex whenever the feeling's right.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Erm... left. I think.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
I'm Vegetarian, but... chicken.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
No, I ride a bicycle. I would just lean over you see. Heh heh, vomit jokes. Height of wit.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. No-one has offered me money. z: )
7. Shower or bath?
Erm, shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Nope, I stopped being under five quite some time ago. z: )
Oh! There was that time I peed on somone IN a shower. That was wierd. I mean, it was mainly like urinating but the tree made noise.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Oh, Mexican, by a long way. Apart from with regard to Vegetable Spring Rolls. Those are the exception. Those are excellent.
Unless this is meant to be a racial preference for sex. Huh, couldn't be that, could it? Grief, I know this is meant to be shameless and all but come now... that's awkward. I plead lack of experience.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Now that's a complicated question. Let's say that most of the time I like to play the predator, so accept your fate I'll be happy, resist and I'll be happier. Demonstrate that you are the predator and... well, I suppose both works then as well. Pointless question, really.
Though erm, the hope I'll find an aggressive female someday is one that keeps me up at night.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Love has brought me nothing but pain. Now I refuse to acknowledge it.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, unfortunately I do not. Wouldn't want to be a pest though.
13. Love or money?
That's a horrible question, I'm not answering that.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Paying by plastic ftw. So convenient.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Nah, I'd have to have paid attention to my family in the first place.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping. That holds a lot more magic for me than a hotel whch will still look crappy around the seems and where I'd just feel out of place.
Plus, whilst camping, I can take my guitar. We could smoke and drink to our hearts content and just appreciate the environment.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
No-where wierd. Boring bastards and their need for comfortable beds... I wanted to be adventurous but nooooo, someone might be looking through the window or... yes, bitter about this one. Dammit! I want to do it outdoors! Why can't peope actually be more spontaneous?
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Forget the head and then we'll talk - or you feel my teeth.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No. Paying too much for drinks just to be teased? That's a cruel and unusual punishment. I would cry. z: )
20. Ever been to a bar?
Hah hah yes.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Hah hah! Yes!
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nah, I got up.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes, it's the other sex I've never kissed.
24. Favorite drink?
Tea with milk and no sugar... and Vodka and Port and Dark Rum and Newcastle Brown Ale and...
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No...
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, in the shower once almost twice.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No. No chance.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep. I still don't know if they use it though.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes. That was pretty bad.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Actually, yes. Just f**king ask I've got nothing to hide and no shame. Indulge my desperate need for attention. Allow my vanity some grounds for survival on account that someone finds me interesting. I'm so frustrated I have turned to occasional exhibitionism, yes.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Hmmmm.... hmmmmm..... hmmmmm.... Tanukisan and Altage. Just because I want to know what they'd write. z: )
Well, I had a wonderful festive season thanks to my hand injury. z: )
Whereas I was going to be in on both Christmas Day and New Years Day (preventing celebration on New Years Eve) because my employers are soulless bastards, thanks to having been injured, I have had a WONDERFUL time with family and friends. It's been excellent and I've started the new year with a good feeling.
So! I'm still off work with a hand injury and that's been... pretty good.
It's been an essentual chance to de-stress, actually. Work took me to the edge of breaking down emotionally because I can't not care about people and I stress and stress. The shift patterns were breaking me down physically (and mentally too.)
Lately, I've been mainly playing Eve Online (always) and reading Green Lantern comics. I started at 1960 and now I'm up to January 1987 (no. 208.) That's been a lot of fun and I have termed the whole experience, "The slow mental breakdown of Hal Jordan." That guy is cracking RIGHT up. z: )
Things have been fun on Eve too, we've got a bunch of new people in the corp including a couple of my RL friends and I'm finally making decent ISK these days, so I can be all mentorish. z: )
Ah well, I suppose that's enough of an update for now.
alright, now get nekkid XD
Ha! Victory. Now what'cha want, photographic evidence? I can do photographs. z: )
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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I don't think there's anyone there I wouldn't consider sex with. Reactions range from "Yeah =3" to "HELL YES >:3".
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yep. Maybe less so in the afternoon, because I don't have the occasion as often.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The left side... like that Cornershop song. If I have my choice, I take the side by the wall, but there's no wall in my current arrangement though. I think I like the left side though, I have to make sure my left hand is free. You see, while I am right handed in just about every respect, when it comes to getting myself or others off, the right hand just doesn't do it. I gotta use the left.
(sometimes i wonder if this is because i play guitar and my left hand has developed skills the right's hasn't... hm!)
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
I can has context? Chicken in general.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Nah. I don't puke, usually.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
N-- oh crap, yes. I was young!
7. Shower or bath?
Bath. Bath bath bath bath bath. Baaaaaaath.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yeuh.. sure, why not? I'm not ashamed to admit it! XD Okay maybe I am a little. Shut up.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Mexican! It's an obsession. I've lived in Texas all my life; if I were going to get tired of it, I would have by now. I still love it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, since I'm a bit shy at times, but passive is cool too, because I want to cuddle sometimes, dammit. Either, just not passive-aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Yes. A couple of them, in fact!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know almost none of them in person, a few I'm good friends with online, a few I hardly know at all, though
13. Love or money?
Love. Never going to have money. I'd sooner be homeless than loveless.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Debit, man. Credit cards are for losers, cash is for old people.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Nope. I can't say I'm real close, but I don't have a beef with any of them.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Probably camping, but it depends on the situation, like who I'm with. Alone though, I'd take camping.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Hmm, I can't think of anywhere that was remotely weird. I have friends who have done it in cars, riverbeds, and drainage pipes though.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. God, I'd look so weird. It would be awesome though.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. They look boring. They'd never had the kind of people I actually want to see strip. Unless it was a certain kind of strip club, and they're quite rare. ;3 (explanation: i'm a raging chaser)
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes, but I really don't like them. Noisy, no chance for good conversation, and the music generally sucks. I don't go voluntarily on my own, but if they serve food or have a good band, I can probably be enticed into it by friends.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
lol no.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nooooo, I don't think so.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Not yet, but I know a certain ocelot I want to remedy this... Mathew, I am coming for you...
24. Favorite drink?
Wine!
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yep, but only in private bathrooms, you kinky bastard question asker, you.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nuh.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope, but I think something's been bought for me.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Nope. >:3
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
No! And that's weird, considering that I have naughty pics of a few people. But I am a photographer, that's what I do.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
lol.
The mystery of skills being hard wired to one hand or another is a puzzling mystery. I'm left handed, but with my right hand having been mucked up, there are things I've been having trouble with. Including getting off. That was a right hand job. The effect guitar has had there is that I keep my left hand nails long for plucking and the right hand short for fretting. This makes ow.
One day I'm going to turn up at your door and kidnap you, forcing you to enjoy a night out on the town. My town. So there'll probably be a bit of time lost in transit. Any fool can kill a good plan by shooting at it with logic though. I bite.
I was speaking in general there, but I'd welcome anyfur showing up at my door to kidnap me. In fact, now that I think about it, I very rarely have had someone I like take me to a bar. Probably why I haven't enjoyed it!
Unfortunately I don't think this is going to turn out very well... but here goes:
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, but only one.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I love mornings for exactly that reason.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I'm not entirely sure. Wherever I land?
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
I'm not sure what this question is referring to sexually...
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Once when i was very small.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for money.
7. Shower or bath?
Hmm I love baths, but can't have them, so that makes me a shower by default.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Umm, being female that would just be silly.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Is this another sexual question? or is it food? I'm not sure I can answer it...
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Not that I'm passive...at all. But I hate passiveness in a partner.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Sadly, yes. And much to my dismay, it's not the one I'm supposed to.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Some of them
13. Love or money?
Money doesn't mean much to me beyond a roof over my head. It's hard to live without love though. Very hard.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Debit I use almost exclusively. Credit is sticky stuff and cash is not needed when you have plastic.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No. Every family has it's quirks, but it wouldn't be family without them.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping. Most definitely.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A dingy hotel room that I would very much prefer to forget.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No. I've no interest in exploiting myself for money.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No. I'm not terribly interested in how people look. It doesn't do anything for me.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes, a couple of times I've tried. The scent of alcohol turns my stomach so it's not a place I enjoy.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
no
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
no
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Not beyond family peck-on-the-cheek. Don't think I'm really interested.
24. Favorite drink?
Rootbeer?
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, in that dingy hotel room that I mentioned earlier.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No. That's a good way to end up without a job.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Online? Several.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No. But strangely enough I've had offers from someone else that they'd like to do so for me.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
No, but that's probably because I don't live at home and haven't for a very long time.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
As much as it shames me to admit it now, yes. This is also related to the hotel thing. <shudder>
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I can't answer that one...
maybe
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
mornings
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
bleh sprawled across if possible
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
chicken.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
i had to get a taxi to stop once
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
nope
7. Shower or bath?
depends
8. Do you pee in the shower?
wtf?
9. Mexican or Chinese?
mexican
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
i'm too passive to answer this one :D
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
don't make me scream!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
nope
13. Love or money?
¬.¬
14. Credit cards or cash?
cash
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
nope
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
camping sounds fun if in good company! whereas alone may be a little cold and dull dont you think?
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
grave yard near penshaw monument
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
nah
20. Ever been to a bar?
yesh
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
can't remember
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
no
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
who hasn't?
24. Favorite drink?
anything cherry flavored
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
yes
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
errrrm yes it wasn't the best time either
29. Bought something from an adult store?
david did (rolls eyes)
30. Have you been caught having sex?
O.o
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
NO! MHUHAHAHAHA barely anyone has pics of me... i'm carefull like that
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
meh