ding dong hey, its my B-day.
14 years ago
huzzah for me. another year come. wel li'm not dead, thats pretty good.
what horrible things would you plan for my birthday if you could?
what horrible things would you plan for my birthday if you could?
FA+

My cake better be that goth too.
I'M OOOOLLLD!
I EXPECT YOU TO ROCK. YOU ARE THE FUCKING PUNKEST BITCH OUT THERE.
SCREW YOU!
Break into someone's house and demand they sing you happy birthday and throw you a party wiht a cake... and all the while, call them "mommy".
I'd try you up and make sure you got a good gang banging by punk girls with strap-on. Pootah!