http://www.titane.ca/main.html <- if you want to give derping a spin



Me:
herp
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
herpa derp?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
durrrrrrrrrrr
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
hurrrrrrrlo
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
well herp the derp
God:
Well that's okay. How old are you?
Me:
1murrrrrrrrrrrrrrlion years
God:
Pretty soon.
Me:
of course derpina
God:
Pardon me? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
hurr I'm a durr
God:
Does "it" still refer to derpina?
Me:
of course derp
God:
Yeah that's right. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
how do you hurp all the herp durr hurr that's fit to derp
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
derpa derp
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
derpina
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
hurr you're a burr
God:
Are all hurr me a burr?
Me:
derp :3
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
derp
God:
That's a very nice name, derp.
Me:
hurrrrrr
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
ottdurrr
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
herpedy derp
God:
What were we talking about again?