Made you look, athhole.

I want to start taking commissions but I need you people to help me out a bit, any of you who do it, or know people who do it, tell me about it, this would seriously mean a lot to me. I love making art and I need the monies to help myself out...

Also, sorry for the art delay, been distracted and unable to deliver but I've got things coming up for you people soon enough, so don't fret. I'll be getting a brand-new spanking computer soon, so then I can haul my ass in gear for improvement, high-quality images and colored pics. Stay tuned...

So apparently, a fucking quiz is classified as a MEME these days, what's next, will it be a meme if a lot of people are watching the same TV show or something?

Anyhoo, read through this if you want, I'm not forcing you, I admit it's a case of TL;DR unless you're really bored, ah ha ha...

24/7 (Total Power Exchange)? - So am I the only one who knows what this is...? XD No, not into it.
Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - Oh lawd ah sure luv 'em crippled. No, thanks.
Age Play? - Yeah... IF IT'S MY OWN ACTUAL AGE.
Adult Baby/AB Parent? - Last time I checked, my mother gave me enough attention as a kid, so no.
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? - To some extent, definitely.
Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? - For the uber-freaks out there, maybe. But I prefer a normal/average physique.
Anal Sex? - ... Wha, what, pitching or catching? I do neither, really... unless they really ask me to pitch, but I'll never CATCH, hell no!
Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - It's cute, but y'know, it's not a fetish.
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - HAHAH, all hail the almighty ASSMOTRON. I like ass but I don't kneel down for it.
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? - I can guess why this can arouse people, but no, I'd prefer proper breathing.
Balloons? - Y'know it's funny that this is actually a fetish, so just because I find it hilarious, no, not into it. XD
Bestiality/Zoophilia? - Isn't that what all furry people are!? XD
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? - A hand would suffice, thanks... 8D
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - Only if a fetish for going to jail would apply here, haha. No. XD
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? - To a certain extent, in certain situations, I myself wouldn't be doing this, not frequently.
Body Hair? - ... On women? NO. ... **thinks of Bearforce One** Jesus ch-... NO.
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? - I find piercings and tattoos veeeery sexy and beautiful and stylish, but it's not a fetish, and I wouldn't really like it if someone had, say turned their vagoo's into a friggen' paper shredder.
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? - Haha, restraints maybe, sometimes...
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - Again, not on me. HAHA!
Candle Wax? - I remember playing with it but not in a sexual way, so no.
Chains? - Depicted, but not on me, maybe for a photo shoot... otherwise, no. Not a fetish.
Chastity Devices? - Hahaha... XD Wait, what? No.
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - Uh, no, nope.
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? - What? For conservation? XD
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - Nothing getting near my jewels with anything that hurts...
Collar and Lead/Leash? - Collars are cute! But it's not a fetish.
Confinement/Caging? - Hoo yeah, 'cause I like my mobility and space ripped away from me. ME WANT FREE. So no.
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - Y'know, there's this video called TwoGirlsO- ...**gags and gets teary eyed**
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? - I suppose so, yeah! It's fun, from time to time, but it's not a fetish.
Cross Dressing? - I lol'd. Though I've been told I-nevermind.
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? - Oh yeah, I just love having cancerous looking lumps on my body, MMM BABEH, OUH YEAH... -_-
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - Let me taste your salty tears of soorrooooow...! No, that's something I'd see in a Cradle of Filth music video, not for me. XD
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - Does "with lemonade" count? XD
Denim? - On me? Sexy. XD
Depilation/Shaving? - If I want a sweater. XD
Diapers/Diaper Lover? - You're the reason why the world is coming to an EEEEEEND.
Dildos (Hand-held & Strap-ons)? - Why would I, I've my own tool! Wait, using it on ME? Woah, no way, brother.
Discipline? - WIR MUSTEN DIE JÜDE- no, well, not as a fetish, haha.
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - Not a fetish, but I'd give a dime to go "HELLOOOOO NURSE!" anytime!
Domination? - At times, but I'll be the most dominant.
Ears? - Yeah, I appreciate ears on my head... wait, what? Oh, uh, it's fun if they're tickled, nibbled, suckled, scratched etc... is that a fetish?
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - Only when I'm flatlining.
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - Crazy Japanese... XD
Erotic Photography? - Oh, it's not a fetish, I just love the beauty, sexiness and art of it.
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - Maybe if I was found naked, passed out from alcohol. XD
Feathers? - Y'know, I'm not sure, I hear it's a nice thing to rub a feather over the body and sensitive areas, never tried it, but it's not a fetish...
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? - It's interesting, but no, and that's dangerous... XD
Fisting - If it means to FIST someone in the FACE whom I hate, yeah, count me in.
Food Play? - With a knife, fork, spoon, a plate, a napkin, and a civil way of eating with the intention of it sliding down my throat, then yes... XD No, not for me.
Fuck Machines/Robots? - **Robocop Theme** No, I always found that incredibly stupid, that's so low. XD
Furry/Fur Fetishism? - Is it a fetish? I just like drawing and seeing anthropomorphic art, I wouldn't like it if my partner happened to be extremely furry on the body... XD
Gangbangs? - Hahaha! Wait, what?
Genital Worship? - Though I admit it'd be funny to have people worshipping my jewels, extremely funny, I'd still have to pass. 8D
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - OH YEAHHH, SHOOT ME IN MY OTHER TIT, AHHH! NOW SHOVE THE HOT BARREL DOWN MY- no, I love guns and weaponry and people with a lack of sex life and parental care might find firing a gun the same as having an ejaculation, no... not my fetish.
Hair Pulling? - Well as long as you don't rip chunks of my BEAUTIFUL, ELEGANT, SILKY LONG HAIR out. XD **cough**
Handcuffs/Shackles? - Haha, no. ME WANT FREE, remember? XD
Harnesses? - When I go TO BAATTTLLEEEE!
High Heels/Stilettos? - Not on me, and not during sex... XD Brings me to ball crushing with a heel, ouch.
Humiliation? - No, that's just... meh.
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - WE ALL WERE INFANTOPHILES WHEN WE WERE BABIES, uhuh, uhuh, but not now. XD
Kidnapping Play? - If it involves money transfer play, and then fleetohideout play. XD
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - Y'gotta be kidding me...
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - Hmm, interesting, I'd find it interesting to see, perhaps, teasing with a knife without cutting, the smooth, cold blade running down the skin etc, but no.
Lace/Lingerie? - Haha, sexy.
Latex? - As long as it isn't Peter Griffin. No but yes, it's not a fetish but I like to watch a well shaped female figure in latex from time to time.
Leather? - Same as above, to be honest. Though men could also apply, sometimes, depends.
Making Home "Movies"? - Yeah, only if it's a "Watch Me On My Xbox 360" movie. XD
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - I love masks and gasmasks but not for erotic purposes.
Masochism? - Hmmm, nope.
Massage? - Good way to make me melt, but it's not a fetish. Apparantly, I give good massages, I dunno.
Master/Slave? - No, uh, experiment failed, RETRY? (N)O
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? - ... A fetish? Huh? OH COME ON, WE ALL MASTURBATE FROM TIME TO TIME, but I don't want to like uh... do it with someone else. XD
Medical Scenes/Equipment? - What? Uh, no. Only if it's on that annoying show, ER.
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - Oh disgusting, no thank you. I can- nevermind.
Murder Fetishism? - Uh, snuff? It's not a fetish, but I like seeing bloody and gory drawings from time to time, as I too draw them.
Military Fetish/Uniforms? - I like uniforms, but it's no fetish, nothing erotic.
Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - In pictures with well endowed female anthro's perhaps, haha, as long as it isn't a waterfall. Does this have something to do with a lack or overly exposure to breast feeding I wonder? XD
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - Hahaha, no, that's rancid.
Nipples? - What? NO, I LIKE NIPPLE-LESS CHESTS, duhr of course I like nipples.
Oral Fixations? - Nope, just kissing, frenching and... that's it.
Oral Sex? - Mmmhehehe. :3
Pain (Giving/Receiving)? - To a certain extent maybe, sometimes, depending on the situation, this was already asked so it's a bullshit question.
Piercings? - ... This was already asked, who the fuck made this quiz?
Pinching? - What? To see if I'm dreaming?
Play Piercing/Needle Play? - No, thank you, skin corsets, hahaha.
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? - I have some but they're not sticking together, if you know what I mean.
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - Tricky, I like the shape, build, cleanliness and depiction of human feet and especially anthro feet/paws, the pads, furriness, claws, talons, toes etc but it's not a fetish at all but I like to joke about it.
Power Exchange? - No, thank you.
Pregnancy Fetishism? - I find a pregnant belly disgusting. So sue me.
Punishment? - WIR MUSTEN DIE JÜD- no. I don't like these questions being asked over again.
The Rack/Medieval Devices? - I shant bestow thine barbaric methods unto mine corpus.
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - That's kind of pathetic and would seem fit for someone with no self-esteem or personality.
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? - Hahaha, fuckholes, there are too many disgusting, perverted "religious people" in the world already, no thanks.
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - I love boots, but it's nothing sexual, take 'em off 'fore we go go. XD
Rimming? - HAHAHA! Now how to answer that one! 8D
Role Playing? - Why yes, I do enjoy roleplaying.
Rubber? - As in, condoms? XD
Sadism? - Hmmm, tricky, some people have said I'm sadistic a bit, but I would keep it to a certain extent, again, depending on the situtation.
Scent? - Why yes I love the ability to SMELL, cost me 50,000 goldplx
Sensory Deprivation? - What the fuck, no way.
Smoking Fetishism? - HUH!? No.
Spanking/Paddling? - Why did that make me laugh?
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - Oh, creepy, no way, dude.
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? - Sexy, yes yes!
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? - Hahah, no... experiment failed, RETRY? (N)O. XD
Tickling? - I sometimes enjoy being tickled and to tickle, but it's nothing erotic, haha.
Tongue Fetish? - I love tongues, hehe. ... BUT TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM, PEOPLE.
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - No, not even G.I. Joes.
Transvestism? - What? No.
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - Oh, disgusting... I don't like the idea of being bathed in human waste.
Violence/Physical Injury? - Okay, that's the third time this has been asked, where's the quiz maker?
Voyeurism? - I don't know, the idea of the possibility of someone spying on me getting it on with a mate might be funny/interesting but I wouldn't do it to others, no, not a fetish.
Wrestling/Fighting? - ... Is this a fetish? I used to get in fights a lot but it's nothing erotic, what the hell. I still like Beat 'Em Ups, but I don't fap to Street Fighter... XD
Zombies/Gore? - I don't get off at popping them gooey heads, but it sure is fun!
Xboxthreesixtyphilia - YEAH BABY!

And that was that, wow what a rush... **coughs up dust**

As for other matters, I want to thank you people again for watching me and faving my stuff, comments are always appreciated, so don't mind to be generous with those! <3

PS: Just how many people read my god damn journals!? XD

Zea out!