Ah, ah, ah! Save your evil-doing for the contest. :3
Fyrn

Do you prefer your puppies with or without Worcestershire sauce?

Ooh, tough. I'm going to go ahead and say with. I mean, it IS Worcestershire, after all--it might as well be the Official Sauce of Villains Everywhere!
-Fyrn

Why, thank you! I only hope I can do as good a job as the others~
-Fyrn

Don't cook the puppies, turn them into monsters! Like me.

That is an absolutely brilliant idea! More monsters for the terrorizing, I assume.
-Fyrn

Well I prefer the puppies that would eat you. :)

They might eat you.

Oh? ;p

Now you're thinking with puppies. Monster puppies.

I have to remember to have my pistol selected when talking to the new overseer.

Oh, don't worry: you can trust me.

...just ignore the hammerhead sharks mounted with heat-seeking missiles behind you, is all.

And no, I didn't purposely aim them at you.
-Fyrn

awwww darn... was hoping you would get the fallout 1 reference *chuckles* but we can;t all be elderly felines.

Oh, well now I just feel like a young whippersnapper! I've been in this business for years and it's rather shameful that I haven't played any of the Fallout series yet.
-Fyrn

I will have the tesla turbine and dry ice cannon finished in time for said competition...Is it considered poor form to cheat in a competition against villains? Or is it just part of the rules and poor form to Not cheat?

Hmm, you know what? I don't have an concrete answer for that. I'll bring it up with the other overseers for an official answer, but as of right now? Sure, why not! In a lair full of villains and evildoers you deserve to lose if you don't expect anyone to cheat, catch my drift?
-Fyrn

instead of cooking the puppies why not make them into nuclear bombs that way no one would know they were bombs

I'm almost positive some silly hero would take notice of how radioactive and glowing said puppy-bombs were. But I'll jot that down and save it for later, just in case! It's an idea to be tested, for sure...
-Fyrn

we could use a new icon, yes

The lair needs a touch up every now and then, I think everyone can agree. Refresh and see if you like it!
-Fyrn

yeah. we also need some attention out there by creating chaos and disorder.

This is very true. Do you have any ideas to get those lovely disasters up and running? I've not a chance to rack my brain just yet.
-Fyrn

first target should be the FA Banner. we should get our own banner up there.

That sounds positively delicious. I'll definitely keep that in mind--perhaps we could make a contest of it? I will bring it up when I speak with my fellow overseers later on.
-Fyrn

i actually have a neat banner idea. shall i note the description, as i cant draw it?

Absolutely! Please put "Banner Idea" in the title of the note, so as to keep organized around here. :3 Keep those ideas coming!
-Fyrn

i will

Time my black magic comes to good use!!!

Now that's the spirit! I certainly hope everyone else will be as enthusiastic about their evildoing as you are. :3
-Fyrn

Children will cry,demons will rise,and I will rise to the top as the best

My, you certainly are confident in your abilities! Just make sure you don't get caught in a monologue; you know some of our best were caught that way~
-Fyrn

Just make sure to note me whenever the contest begins,I don't check journals that much since there are dozens of them when I sign on.

I understand! If you would kindly note me right now to note you later, I most certainly can. I don't want your comment to get lost, after all!
-Fyrn

*feels fyrn up and kisses him on the lips*

My good sir, THAT is pure evil! I have to keep professional in these discussions, you know. :)
-Fyrn

A contest of evil? Now that's what I call a good (in sense of evil) idea. Kehehe

But wait a few days, will you? I still have some stuff to do.
You know, destroying the lives of some people who deserve it or not (Actually I don't care. It's fun and either way suits me just fine.), carrying out evil plan "Omega to bring Doom and Devastation Part 1", finding my notes for plan "Omega to bring Doom and Devastation Part 2" (The damn maid. I told her not to clean up my secret hideout... Oh well, I'd just vaporize her but she makes one hell of a pancake so...), etc. The usual stuff. I'm sure you know the drill.

And as for cooking the puppies... Why cooking them when you could brainwash them and turn them into your evil troops? Don't tell me you would want to carry out all the minor work by yourself.

Oh, yes, yes, I completely understand. It's always the pancakes with those maids--but most certainly. We overseers need a couple of days to prepare ourselves--I only expect tears and destruction to result, personally, but what better way to know your fellow evildoer?

Ah, the brainwashing scheme. Lovely idea, that--and it would save time. We actually had a similar suggestion made earlier, believe it or not. You know, for the scum of the earth, a lot of you sure do seem to dislike such a classic villain meal!
-Fyrn

Oh, I don't think we dislike the idea of such a meal. It's rather that in the days of modern villainy we need to rethink some of our primary strategies.
I mean if you are following the news you hear so often about evil plans which fail. Admitted, most of them are just bad or badly executed, but some of them could be real gems of evil. Nevertheless they failed. And why do they fail? Because nowadays the "good guys" (I'll refer to them as blerghs from here on.) work in teams and have some really neat equipment. As sad as it is, the days are gone when you could just launch a satellite with a gigantic laser cannon into orbit and threaten the world to do your bidding. (Those wonderful times...)
Nowadays you have to make sure that you have enough loyal troops to carry out your plans AND are willing to engage the specialized teams of the blerghs as soon as they show up, or even worse, when they come and tell YOU each and every detail about YOUR OWN evil plan, which took ages to develop. I hate it when that happens.
So you need troops to take out countermeasures. The problem with troops, especially loyal troops is, that they actually want to be paid... in advance...
So I came to the conclusion that, instead of having a nice meal of cooked puppies, it would be much more appropriate to turn the food into my troops.
It's cheap, it's effective, and should your minions fail, you can still cook them or throw them into your pond with the piranhas. (I love this part.)
And the best thing is, blerghs find puppies notoriously cute. So there is a good chance they will refuse to fight them.

Indeed, the days of old were of such beautiful, simple acts. I don't even like talking about heroes now--you're quite right, they seem to enjoy monologuing about our plans more than we do. And yes, it does cost a pretty penny to upkeep a good section of minions.

You're so very correct about the puppies. Very well, the canine barbeque is off for now. The piranhas always get a smile out of me when they're fed fresh innocence.
-Fyrn

You people don't know what evil is..... Cooking puppies is light weight compared to things that can really be fun, like putting Draino Crystals in someone's jock strap..... Now that's fun to watch......

Ah, there's a novel idea! Well, if we don't know what evil is, why don't you save that idea for the contest coming up soon, and show us how it's really done? I'm sure a couple of small-times could use the experience.
-Fyrn

Don't worry that's just off the top of my head.... I always beleive that Evil never has to be complicated and you just need one or two to make an example of you got it made.... Or at least until your student surpasses you which you try to prevent....

Ah, the ever-rising protege. I find myself lucky I didn't need one. But yes, I completely agree! Simple evil is so rewarding, but so many new villains find it 'small-time'. When will they learn?
-Fyrn

That's why they disapear so quickly...

Fyrn, how many villain tropes do you fill?

Good question. I believe almost all of them, but I am an older villain. I suppose you might say, a more relaxed villian, where I do indeed enjoy the classics but feel no need to be aggressively evil.

Also, I tend to slip into monologue sometimes.

So yes, pretty much all of them.

-Fyrn

Is the action of opening gateways to dark realms allowed in this "contest"? I still intend to do it, I just want to know if I can open them on crowded streets or if I have to hide them deep in the bowels of the earth...

No holds barred! Well, maybe a couple holds are barred, but dark realms fit comfortably inside of that legal limit.