My hand... Is fucking... Sore... as a motherfucker. (Not that I feel it at the moment, mind you. *Hugs his pills bottle*)

In other news:

Work sucks.
Music kicks ass
Never lock your keys in the car
*Lights up a lung dart* Smoking's bad for you.
The purple man has eaten the sandwich.
Dear corporate America, FUCK.... YOU!
And when you go to a barber to get a trim, make sure to specify that "Trim" does not mean "Hack off half of my ponytail."