Furfright Meme Thing
14 years ago
**How are you getting there?
Burrowing. I saw it in a Bug's Bunny cartoon.
**Who are you going with
Rourkie, my getaway driver, and Sesame, my back-up man.
**Who will you be with?
... wait, isn't this the last question?
**Where are you staying?
Under the stairs.
**Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Probably the suck-for-a-buck lady on the corner. :>
**Are there any panels you might be attending?
I MIGHT be attending all of them. Or I MIGHT not!
**Will you be suiting?
No, but suck-for-a-buck lady might be. Depends on if it's extra.
**What is your gender?
I'm a male-to-male transgender.
**How old are you?
Older than dirt, according to
sesamebun
**How tall are you?
0.6 meters. What? I'm a rabbit.
**Can I talk to you?
Only in rhyme. It's my new thing.
*Can I touch you?
Petting is 3.00$ a minute.
**How can I find you?
I'll probably be wearing a monocle.
**Can I visit your room?
Sure, I'm under the stairs.
**Can I give you things?
Oh but you must.
**Will you do art trades?
I draw with my mouth.
**Can I hug or snuggle with you?
5.00$ a minute.
**Are you nice?
That's 2.00$ / minute extra.
**If I see you, how should I get your attention?
I'm attracted by the sounds of jingling change.
**Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Chillin' with suck-for-a-buck-lady.
**What/where will you be eating?
A pile of cabbage / on top of that pile of cabbage.
**Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I think she charges extras for three-ways.
**What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Survive!
**Have you went last year?
I don't answer grammatically incorrect questions.
Burrowing. I saw it in a Bug's Bunny cartoon.
**Who are you going with
Rourkie, my getaway driver, and Sesame, my back-up man.
**Who will you be with?
... wait, isn't this the last question?
**Where are you staying?
Under the stairs.
**Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Probably the suck-for-a-buck lady on the corner. :>
**Are there any panels you might be attending?
I MIGHT be attending all of them. Or I MIGHT not!
**Will you be suiting?
No, but suck-for-a-buck lady might be. Depends on if it's extra.
**What is your gender?
I'm a male-to-male transgender.
**How old are you?
Older than dirt, according to

**How tall are you?
0.6 meters. What? I'm a rabbit.
**Can I talk to you?
Only in rhyme. It's my new thing.
*Can I touch you?
Petting is 3.00$ a minute.
**How can I find you?
I'll probably be wearing a monocle.
**Can I visit your room?
Sure, I'm under the stairs.
**Can I give you things?
Oh but you must.
**Will you do art trades?
I draw with my mouth.
**Can I hug or snuggle with you?
5.00$ a minute.
**Are you nice?
That's 2.00$ / minute extra.
**If I see you, how should I get your attention?
I'm attracted by the sounds of jingling change.
**Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Chillin' with suck-for-a-buck-lady.
**What/where will you be eating?
A pile of cabbage / on top of that pile of cabbage.
**Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I think she charges extras for three-ways.
**What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Survive!
**Have you went last year?
I don't answer grammatically incorrect questions.

SesameBun
∞sesamebun
I'm petting you for free!

maskedllama
~maskedllama
What if I have a half-off coupon for the lady?

Hotot
!hotot
OP
I don't know that she honors coupons, but I guess hypothetically, yeah, more the merrier. :D