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REAL Stupid Fursona Meme
14 years ago
<.< Okay, so Sesame really wants me to do it right, so here's the REAL stupid fursona meme thingie, as answered by my three split personalities- Roger, Hotot, and Ebenezer.
1.)What's your name?
R: Roger T. Mouldwarpe
H: Jacque Blanc de Hotot
E: Ebenezer Chao
2.)Do you know why you were named that?
R: My name is Roger. T. Mouldwarpe stands for Talpa (my genus) and Mouldwarpe, the old english word for mole. Translates roughly to 'Earth-thrower'.
H: My name is Jack. Blanc de Hotot is the name of my breed.
E: Ebenezer is hebrew for 'stone of help' and is NOT pronounced EbeNEEZer. NEHzer. EbeNEHzer. Thank you.
3.) Are you single or taken?
R: Single, ladies. ;) Even though nobody loves moles. ._.
H: Taken! By a nine year old. :r It's complicated.
E: Single. AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY.
4.)Have any abilities or powers?
R: I can pick up trucks. :3 Is that a power? Also, my spit is poisonous. I could be a super hero.
H: My secret identity is Super Boyfriend! Though it doesn't come with any powers. :(
E: The power to sleep for 18 hours a day.
5.) Stop being a Gary-Stu >.>
R: Sorry. ._.
H: Who's Gary?
E: Go blow yourself. Oh you can't? I can. I should have mentioned that in #4.
6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
R: I think I wouldn't lose.
H: ;~; Oh hell no.
E: Eh, I'd probably lose, but they'd probably lose an eye or a testicle or something. Who's the real loser.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
R: I have a brother. We don't talk, though.
H: I have like six brothers and sisters. Thanksgiving is crazy!
E: <.< I have a little brother that thinks he's a rabbit.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
R: I keep a lot of worms, but I wouldn't call them pets... brb, actually, I could use a snack.
H: Nah, no pets. No time for pets, taking care of Sesame. :v
E: >.> I have a pet cat. Chairman Meow.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something what you don't like.
R: I hate it when I drop a worm and it gets away. That's so annoying. They're hard to catch, you know.
H: I don't like meat. :>
E: I don't like you. :I
10.) Something that you do like?
R: I like chilling by the pool with a tall glass of lemonade. ^-^
H: :> I like to dance in the shower.
E: .... ..... ..... ..... ...... ..... I like cat food.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
R: I like to play chess.
H: I do some dancing, you know, nothing big. But my -real- hobby is basketball! I'm no good, but I love to watch.
E: Not really. I like drawing, a little.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
R: I once injured my brother's wrist in an arm wrestling contest.
H: Maybe, unintentionally. :< Or semi-intentionally, but not, like, physical, and I felt bad about it after.
E: Beats me.
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
R: o.O What do you think I am, a psycho?
H: o.O What do you think I am, a psycho?
E: o.O What do you think I am, a psycho?
14.)What kind of animal are you?
R: Talpa europaea. European mole.
H: Oryctolagus cuniculus. Blanc de Hotot rabbit.
E: Felis catus. Siamese cat.
15.)Name your worst habits.
R: I toss and turn at night and tend to smack people sleeping with me.
H: I have a hard time telling people when they need to STOP EATING. :(
E: Sleeping too much.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
R: I look up to Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, and other great philosophers.
H: I look up to Johnny Depp. ^-^ Oh my~
E: Not really. Maybe Captain Picard.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
R: Bi, leaning straight.
H: Bi, leaning gay.
E: Bi, leaning straight.
18.)Do you go to school?
R: Nope! I'm all done with that business.
H: Here and there. I'm sort of a non traditional student!
E: Full time. I'm studying none-of-your-damn-business-ology.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
R: Yeah, I'd be up for that. :> It's a life goal, really.
H: ^-^; Maybe. I'm sort of enjoying myself right now! I'll think about it another time.
E: Oh hell no. If I ever have kids, I hope they're half dog. That's all I'm sayin'.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
R: Nah, moles aren't really that popular.
H: I have like five thousand fans on Facebook!
E: My little brother likes me for some reason.
21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
R: I'm sometimes afraid... that if I go outside, I'll fall into the sky.
H: I'm a little afraid of the dark.
E: Toast. http://images.cheezburger.com/compl.....2137305577.jpg
22.)O_OUUU Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
R: What hair?
H: White, all natural. ^-^
E: Fur color. Whatever.
23.) Eyes?
R: Dark brown.
H: Really dark brown. Like black.
E: Some kind of blue color.
24.) What do you usually wear?
R: I like to go with something comfortable and sensible. I like sweater vests.
H: I don't really have a typical outfit. I like to change it up!
E: I dunno. Jeans?
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
R: Jewish.
H: A little Jewish.
E: I belong to the church of none-of-your-damned-business.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
R: I could answer a few more.
H: I don't know, are there any more juicy questions?
E: This quiz IS over.
27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
R: Oh, okay then.
H: Oh, goodie. :>
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
R: Jackson, Mississippi!
H: Boston. :D
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
R: I'd say lower middle?
H: Middle, probably.
30.) How many friends do you have?
R: Not too many, but I like to think the ones I do have are really good ones.
H: Oh, oodles!
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
R: Hm~. I'd give myself better eyesight.
H: Bigger tail. Mhm. And maybe some sexier hips and butt. It's all in the hips and butt. Bigger penis, too, sshhhh~
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
R: Oh, I'd probably buy a couple of nice things for myself, and set up a fund for a charity I support with the rest. Something non-profit that invests and pays its interest and donations out to charities forever onward. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
H: >:D Oh, yeah, let's see... A big house, a fast car, a WEEK at the spa, my own business, a trip around the world, *the list goes on... and on... and on... That's GOT to be more than a million*
E: I didn't know there was going to be money involved. Somebody should have told me there were going to be cool questions in here. Lemme get this straight, though, is this hypothetical, or are we talking dollars and cents, because you can make the check out to...
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
R: Don't you mean 'What ARE your thoughts on pie?' See, thoughts is plural, so 'is' should be 'are' instead.
H: I love pie. My favorite is probably sweet potato pie. I know it's not really a potato, it's a yam, but it's still delicious.
E: The one with a million dollars inside. That's my favorite.
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
R: A lot of people think I just eat bugs and worms. But that's just not true. I eat all kinds of things. I'm a big fan of tiramisu.
H: It's definitely NOT carrots. Such a stereotype. I'd say banana nut bread. Followed by carrot cake.
E: That million dollar pie, man, have you been paying attention?
35.) Favourite drink?
R: I'd say Cab. Sav. I'm a huge fan of the reds. I like the whites, too, I'm not a snob, and I'll even drink blushes, but a good, semi-bitter full bodied red? I'm there.
H: I'm a big fan of water. Water is -really- good for you! And gatorade, as a sometimes treat.
E: Mountain Dew. And Redbull. I wonder if they mix...
36.) What is your favourite place?
R: In my home.
H: There's this AWESOME Italian Bistro down the road.
E: Your Mom's bed.
37.) Least favorite?
R: I'd say on stage.
H: The DMV.
E: MY Mom's bed.
38.) What will make you really mad?
R: I don't really get mad too often. I guess injustice. I really hate to see something that isn't fair.
H: Late planes! Oh, it just gets me so steamed!
E: Long, boring quizzes with questions that make no sense. I'm done with this. I'm out; peace.
39.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
R: I think it's ready to be over, yeah. ^-^;
H: No way! More juicy questions!
40.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
R: Oh, okay..
H: Awww.
41.) One more thing.
R: What?
H: I'm an Aquarius.
1.)What's your name?
R: Roger T. Mouldwarpe
H: Jacque Blanc de Hotot
E: Ebenezer Chao
2.)Do you know why you were named that?
R: My name is Roger. T. Mouldwarpe stands for Talpa (my genus) and Mouldwarpe, the old english word for mole. Translates roughly to 'Earth-thrower'.
H: My name is Jack. Blanc de Hotot is the name of my breed.
E: Ebenezer is hebrew for 'stone of help' and is NOT pronounced EbeNEEZer. NEHzer. EbeNEHzer. Thank you.
3.) Are you single or taken?
R: Single, ladies. ;) Even though nobody loves moles. ._.
H: Taken! By a nine year old. :r It's complicated.
E: Single. AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY.
4.)Have any abilities or powers?
R: I can pick up trucks. :3 Is that a power? Also, my spit is poisonous. I could be a super hero.
H: My secret identity is Super Boyfriend! Though it doesn't come with any powers. :(
E: The power to sleep for 18 hours a day.
5.) Stop being a Gary-Stu >.>
R: Sorry. ._.
H: Who's Gary?
E: Go blow yourself. Oh you can't? I can. I should have mentioned that in #4.
6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
R: I think I wouldn't lose.
H: ;~; Oh hell no.
E: Eh, I'd probably lose, but they'd probably lose an eye or a testicle or something. Who's the real loser.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
R: I have a brother. We don't talk, though.
H: I have like six brothers and sisters. Thanksgiving is crazy!
E: <.< I have a little brother that thinks he's a rabbit.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
R: I keep a lot of worms, but I wouldn't call them pets... brb, actually, I could use a snack.
H: Nah, no pets. No time for pets, taking care of Sesame. :v
E: >.> I have a pet cat. Chairman Meow.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something what you don't like.
R: I hate it when I drop a worm and it gets away. That's so annoying. They're hard to catch, you know.
H: I don't like meat. :>
E: I don't like you. :I
10.) Something that you do like?
R: I like chilling by the pool with a tall glass of lemonade. ^-^
H: :> I like to dance in the shower.
E: .... ..... ..... ..... ...... ..... I like cat food.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
R: I like to play chess.
H: I do some dancing, you know, nothing big. But my -real- hobby is basketball! I'm no good, but I love to watch.
E: Not really. I like drawing, a little.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
R: I once injured my brother's wrist in an arm wrestling contest.
H: Maybe, unintentionally. :< Or semi-intentionally, but not, like, physical, and I felt bad about it after.
E: Beats me.
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
R: o.O What do you think I am, a psycho?
H: o.O What do you think I am, a psycho?
E: o.O What do you think I am, a psycho?
14.)What kind of animal are you?
R: Talpa europaea. European mole.
H: Oryctolagus cuniculus. Blanc de Hotot rabbit.
E: Felis catus. Siamese cat.
15.)Name your worst habits.
R: I toss and turn at night and tend to smack people sleeping with me.
H: I have a hard time telling people when they need to STOP EATING. :(
E: Sleeping too much.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
R: I look up to Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, and other great philosophers.
H: I look up to Johnny Depp. ^-^ Oh my~
E: Not really. Maybe Captain Picard.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
R: Bi, leaning straight.
H: Bi, leaning gay.
E: Bi, leaning straight.
18.)Do you go to school?
R: Nope! I'm all done with that business.
H: Here and there. I'm sort of a non traditional student!
E: Full time. I'm studying none-of-your-damn-business-ology.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
R: Yeah, I'd be up for that. :> It's a life goal, really.
H: ^-^; Maybe. I'm sort of enjoying myself right now! I'll think about it another time.
E: Oh hell no. If I ever have kids, I hope they're half dog. That's all I'm sayin'.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
R: Nah, moles aren't really that popular.
H: I have like five thousand fans on Facebook!
E: My little brother likes me for some reason.
21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
R: I'm sometimes afraid... that if I go outside, I'll fall into the sky.
H: I'm a little afraid of the dark.
E: Toast. http://images.cheezburger.com/compl.....2137305577.jpg
22.)O_OUUU Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
R: What hair?
H: White, all natural. ^-^
E: Fur color. Whatever.
23.) Eyes?
R: Dark brown.
H: Really dark brown. Like black.
E: Some kind of blue color.
24.) What do you usually wear?
R: I like to go with something comfortable and sensible. I like sweater vests.
H: I don't really have a typical outfit. I like to change it up!
E: I dunno. Jeans?
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
R: Jewish.
H: A little Jewish.
E: I belong to the church of none-of-your-damned-business.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
R: I could answer a few more.
H: I don't know, are there any more juicy questions?
E: This quiz IS over.
27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
R: Oh, okay then.
H: Oh, goodie. :>
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
R: Jackson, Mississippi!
H: Boston. :D
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
R: I'd say lower middle?
H: Middle, probably.
30.) How many friends do you have?
R: Not too many, but I like to think the ones I do have are really good ones.
H: Oh, oodles!
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
R: Hm~. I'd give myself better eyesight.
H: Bigger tail. Mhm. And maybe some sexier hips and butt. It's all in the hips and butt. Bigger penis, too, sshhhh~
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
R: Oh, I'd probably buy a couple of nice things for myself, and set up a fund for a charity I support with the rest. Something non-profit that invests and pays its interest and donations out to charities forever onward. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
H: >:D Oh, yeah, let's see... A big house, a fast car, a WEEK at the spa, my own business, a trip around the world, *the list goes on... and on... and on... That's GOT to be more than a million*
E: I didn't know there was going to be money involved. Somebody should have told me there were going to be cool questions in here. Lemme get this straight, though, is this hypothetical, or are we talking dollars and cents, because you can make the check out to...
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
R: Don't you mean 'What ARE your thoughts on pie?' See, thoughts is plural, so 'is' should be 'are' instead.
H: I love pie. My favorite is probably sweet potato pie. I know it's not really a potato, it's a yam, but it's still delicious.
E: The one with a million dollars inside. That's my favorite.
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
R: A lot of people think I just eat bugs and worms. But that's just not true. I eat all kinds of things. I'm a big fan of tiramisu.
H: It's definitely NOT carrots. Such a stereotype. I'd say banana nut bread. Followed by carrot cake.
E: That million dollar pie, man, have you been paying attention?
35.) Favourite drink?
R: I'd say Cab. Sav. I'm a huge fan of the reds. I like the whites, too, I'm not a snob, and I'll even drink blushes, but a good, semi-bitter full bodied red? I'm there.
H: I'm a big fan of water. Water is -really- good for you! And gatorade, as a sometimes treat.
E: Mountain Dew. And Redbull. I wonder if they mix...
36.) What is your favourite place?
R: In my home.
H: There's this AWESOME Italian Bistro down the road.
E: Your Mom's bed.
37.) Least favorite?
R: I'd say on stage.
H: The DMV.
E: MY Mom's bed.
38.) What will make you really mad?
R: I don't really get mad too often. I guess injustice. I really hate to see something that isn't fair.
H: Late planes! Oh, it just gets me so steamed!
E: Long, boring quizzes with questions that make no sense. I'm done with this. I'm out; peace.
39.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
R: I think it's ready to be over, yeah. ^-^;
H: No way! More juicy questions!
40.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
R: Oh, okay..
H: Awww.
41.) One more thing.
R: What?
H: I'm an Aquarius.
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