Dear furries
14 years ago
Stop thinking your cute by saying words like, "Teh, Luffs, Smexeh, Yiffy, etc..." in real life. It's not cute, it's annoying and I want to punch you in the face every time I hear it.
Secondly, for all the newfurfags, run. Run far, far away before corruption engulfs your innocence and shits out a little furry blob of sex, drugs and overpaid art.
To all the attention whores, keep do'n what you do. It's your money, not mine, you get artwork for 200 bucks kudos for make'n that sweet, sweet green and letting someone else eat for a night and pay their rent. I bet that picture would be a great story for the grandkids when you get older.
Why am I typing this? Fuck if I know, I've got an hour before work and I'm bored sitting right here so this is what I've decided to do.
Hey furries who think fursuits cover up 200+ lbs. It doesn't.
There's no reward other than my thanks if someone decides to make a drawing involving Absolut©, gruesome, perverted, insulting, sweet or just plain.
What else can I rant about.... Hmm... There's so much to bitch about but my fingers only move so fast and this keyboard is going out. Eh, fuck it. This is just really a writing exercise for me. I'd like to get back to writing short stories, none of which you'll find on here because they were uploaded to YS before and now that it's SOFURRY, fuck that pace in it's non-existent asshole, I'm sure they're lost in the sands of time and whores that propagate there. Anyway, you might see something in the future, probably not, I need to get back into school.
Why the fuck are you reading this? I seriously want to know, leave a comment.
Secondly, for all the newfurfags, run. Run far, far away before corruption engulfs your innocence and shits out a little furry blob of sex, drugs and overpaid art.
To all the attention whores, keep do'n what you do. It's your money, not mine, you get artwork for 200 bucks kudos for make'n that sweet, sweet green and letting someone else eat for a night and pay their rent. I bet that picture would be a great story for the grandkids when you get older.
Why am I typing this? Fuck if I know, I've got an hour before work and I'm bored sitting right here so this is what I've decided to do.
Hey furries who think fursuits cover up 200+ lbs. It doesn't.
There's no reward other than my thanks if someone decides to make a drawing involving Absolut©, gruesome, perverted, insulting, sweet or just plain.
What else can I rant about.... Hmm... There's so much to bitch about but my fingers only move so fast and this keyboard is going out. Eh, fuck it. This is just really a writing exercise for me. I'd like to get back to writing short stories, none of which you'll find on here because they were uploaded to YS before and now that it's SOFURRY, fuck that pace in it's non-existent asshole, I'm sure they're lost in the sands of time and whores that propagate there. Anyway, you might see something in the future, probably not, I need to get back into school.
Why the fuck are you reading this? I seriously want to know, leave a comment.
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Here you are popping people's bubble. I had no idea fur suits didn't cover up 200+ lbs. Don't they say you shouldn't suit if your overly obese. Any how probably shouldn't touch that subject.
You mean people on here actually get out into the real world? Let alone say Yiffy?