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17 years ago
Dear Wacom,
I recently purchased one of your products and I must say, holy poops, Batman! I exuded a massive amount of girl goo onto the office chair that I was sitting on while, in about three hours with my new Wacom tablet, I've nearly completed painting something in Photoshop, and it looks amazing so far. The last time I used Photoshop, it was with a mouse two weeks ago, and it took me four or five times that time to get less than decent results.
So, all I have to say is, fuck you, Wacom. Fuck you for making a fucking product that you've made so goddamned prohibitively expensive that most artists can't actually afford them. Being an artist is unrewarding enough, but since any hack with money can go to art school and claim that they're an artist when they can't draw a fucking lollipop to save their life, you'd think that you'd want to make your patented technology affordable for the rest of us plebes so at least we'd make your shit look good. Imagine all of the poor, sad artist fucks who work in sandwich shops to put themselves through junior college to earn a degree in business or whatever because they can't afford to go to art school, and how much more visible their art would be if only they could afford your stupid product. The world would be more attractive if you actually gave a shit about artists, but you don't. Douchebags. Fuck you. Keep selling your fucking tablets to businesses who assrape artists and work them to death, or to rich kids who don't actually have to have a job and got a funny hair up their ass to go to art school so they can learn how to "be a photographer" or silk screen ironic Three Stooges t-shirts and mooch off of their friends who actually have jobs while they buy designer clothes that look used with their parents' money and get a bunch of tattoos and overpriced hair cuts that will ensure that they are permanently unemployable and attend a bunch of hip LA gallery shows in lofts in downtown LA.
No, I'm not bitter.
But thanks for making such a great product. It would be really cool if I were able to afford one ages ago, before I got old and irrelevant.
I recently purchased one of your products and I must say, holy poops, Batman! I exuded a massive amount of girl goo onto the office chair that I was sitting on while, in about three hours with my new Wacom tablet, I've nearly completed painting something in Photoshop, and it looks amazing so far. The last time I used Photoshop, it was with a mouse two weeks ago, and it took me four or five times that time to get less than decent results.
So, all I have to say is, fuck you, Wacom. Fuck you for making a fucking product that you've made so goddamned prohibitively expensive that most artists can't actually afford them. Being an artist is unrewarding enough, but since any hack with money can go to art school and claim that they're an artist when they can't draw a fucking lollipop to save their life, you'd think that you'd want to make your patented technology affordable for the rest of us plebes so at least we'd make your shit look good. Imagine all of the poor, sad artist fucks who work in sandwich shops to put themselves through junior college to earn a degree in business or whatever because they can't afford to go to art school, and how much more visible their art would be if only they could afford your stupid product. The world would be more attractive if you actually gave a shit about artists, but you don't. Douchebags. Fuck you. Keep selling your fucking tablets to businesses who assrape artists and work them to death, or to rich kids who don't actually have to have a job and got a funny hair up their ass to go to art school so they can learn how to "be a photographer" or silk screen ironic Three Stooges t-shirts and mooch off of their friends who actually have jobs while they buy designer clothes that look used with their parents' money and get a bunch of tattoos and overpriced hair cuts that will ensure that they are permanently unemployable and attend a bunch of hip LA gallery shows in lofts in downtown LA.
No, I'm not bitter.
But thanks for making such a great product. It would be really cool if I were able to afford one ages ago, before I got old and irrelevant.
Hello, I am a failed artist currently employed as a white collar drone because I couldn't afford to attend art school.
I also bought a tablet second-hand for $75.
I never tried to make money as an artist. I just assumed that I would never make any money doing this shit and opted for low responsibility, high wage jobs. I accidentally landed myself a career, but it's not really what I want to do with my life.
I was afraid to get a second hand tablet, so I lubed up and took the assraping. How's yours holding up?