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Horny Meme...
14 years ago
Why'd I do this? Because I'm bored.
1.)Are you kinky?
More than likely.
2.)Have you had sex?
Nope.
3.)Do you like anal?
Don't think I would.
4.)Are you bi gay or les?
Straight
5.)Do you like to be spanked?
Maybe...?
6.)Ever spank someone?
Yep.
7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
I have... And it was kind of accidental, the first time... Brother left a video in a vcr tv and I didn't realize the tv would automatically turn on and play the movie if you pushed the video back in...
8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if your a guy)
Not that I'm aware of.
9.)How do you think you are in bed?
Not a clue.
10.)Top or bottom?
Both, I suppose.
11.)Ever done cowgirl?
Nope.
12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
Nope.
13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
That is highly possible.
14.)Can I spank you?
....... No.....
15.)Can you tell I cant think of much more to say thats dirty?
Ye~ap.
16.)Whats one dirty thing you like to say?
-giggle- Oh, god, don't touch me there! That's my ticklish spot. (Thank you NCIS for the first part of that. Go Ziva!)
17.)Whats a fetish of yours?
.... Biting, I believe... And nibbling and scratching. Haven't tried, though. XD
18.)Bed or couch?
Whatever.
19.)Dominate or be dominated?
Would depend on my mood, I suppose.
20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
.... Probably not...
21.)Where would you LOVE to loose your virginity?
... Uh.... In a bed?
22.)How many penises have you seen or touched in your life?
Seen:
Uh... I don't know... Three?
Touched:
Not many... Can't recall if I had... Might have accidentally as a child. XD
23.)How many boobs have you seen or touched?
Seen:
Lots.
Touched:
A few...? O_o'
24.)How many times do you masturbate weekly?
Uh... Depends on how horny I am, I suppose...
25.)If you could see anyone you wanted in the nude, who would it be?
.... Sean Patrick Flanery or Ryan Reynolds.
26.)If you could have sex with anyone you wanted, who would it be?
..... Uh... A male.... Probably the same as above. Or a guy who actually likes me...
27.)On a scale of 1 to 10, how horny are you?
3...?
28.)Would you ever send a naked pic of yourself to someone?
Maybe.
29.)Would you swallow someone's cum?
Once again... Maybe...
30.)How do you like it?
Not a clue.
31.)Do you have any crushes on anyone?
Yeah. I get crushes easily.
32:)What's your favorite porn site?
Don't really have one.
33.)How big is your dick/boobs?
36 b... Small... ^_^'
34.)When was the last time you masturbated?
No clue.
35.)What's your favorite part of your body?
Uh.... Hair and wrists... And the shape of my torso, sometimes.
1.)Are you kinky?
More than likely.
2.)Have you had sex?
Nope.
3.)Do you like anal?
Don't think I would.
4.)Are you bi gay or les?
Straight
5.)Do you like to be spanked?
Maybe...?
6.)Ever spank someone?
Yep.
7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
I have... And it was kind of accidental, the first time... Brother left a video in a vcr tv and I didn't realize the tv would automatically turn on and play the movie if you pushed the video back in...
8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if your a guy)
Not that I'm aware of.
9.)How do you think you are in bed?
Not a clue.
10.)Top or bottom?
Both, I suppose.
11.)Ever done cowgirl?
Nope.
12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
Nope.
13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
That is highly possible.
14.)Can I spank you?
....... No.....
15.)Can you tell I cant think of much more to say thats dirty?
Ye~ap.
16.)Whats one dirty thing you like to say?
-giggle- Oh, god, don't touch me there! That's my ticklish spot. (Thank you NCIS for the first part of that. Go Ziva!)
17.)Whats a fetish of yours?
.... Biting, I believe... And nibbling and scratching. Haven't tried, though. XD
18.)Bed or couch?
Whatever.
19.)Dominate or be dominated?
Would depend on my mood, I suppose.
20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
.... Probably not...
21.)Where would you LOVE to loose your virginity?
... Uh.... In a bed?
22.)How many penises have you seen or touched in your life?
Seen:
Uh... I don't know... Three?
Touched:
Not many... Can't recall if I had... Might have accidentally as a child. XD
23.)How many boobs have you seen or touched?
Seen:
Lots.
Touched:
A few...? O_o'
24.)How many times do you masturbate weekly?
Uh... Depends on how horny I am, I suppose...
25.)If you could see anyone you wanted in the nude, who would it be?
.... Sean Patrick Flanery or Ryan Reynolds.
26.)If you could have sex with anyone you wanted, who would it be?
..... Uh... A male.... Probably the same as above. Or a guy who actually likes me...
27.)On a scale of 1 to 10, how horny are you?
3...?
28.)Would you ever send a naked pic of yourself to someone?
Maybe.
29.)Would you swallow someone's cum?
Once again... Maybe...
30.)How do you like it?
Not a clue.
31.)Do you have any crushes on anyone?
Yeah. I get crushes easily.
32:)What's your favorite porn site?
Don't really have one.
33.)How big is your dick/boobs?
36 b... Small... ^_^'
34.)When was the last time you masturbated?
No clue.
35.)What's your favorite part of your body?
Uh.... Hair and wrists... And the shape of my torso, sometimes.
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